Re: Winner of the 2024 United States Presidential Election
Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2024 10:52 am
Fuck. Record this and put it on YouTube. It will go viral.zorg wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2024 9:58 amHoF...fine work.kicker_of_elves wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2024 9:12 amI am Senator JD Vance
Uncomfortable feeling in my pants
Soon I will be president
Trump got in but he won't stay
He's only a heart attack away
Then I'll couch fuck all of you
Mom we're out of pizza rolls
Mom we're out of pizza rolls
Middletown uber alles
Middletown uber alles
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Crypto fascists will control you
You tell your wife what to do
I'll dress in drag while Ukraine burns
Hillbilly fraud with no regrets
Gonna snack on all your pets
Tell me who's the weirdo now
Childless cat ladies fear the most
Childless cat ladies scratching post
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Middletown uber alles
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Now it is 2024
Knock knock at your front door
It's the Fred Perry polo boyeeees
They've come for your daughter's ovaries
Come quietly to the shed
Where you'll be bound and forcibly wed
Don't worry it's just a little felt
A nice accent for your chastity belt
DIE on hydroxychloroquine
Tech bros will scrub you down til you're clean
You will bow, my little worker ants
And pledge your fealty to president Vance
And pledge your fealty to president Vance
Middletown uber alles
Middletown uber alles
uber alles Middletown
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