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chrissummerlin wrote:

Rotten Tanx wrote:If I said you had a nice body would you come back to my house and take a shit on my chest?

I feel that in the midst of the playground antics on this page this comment has been severely overlooked and I want to highlight it as being funny as fuck.

Does anybody else think it's weird that the Marsupialized chap keeps going back to taunting people for being indie rock nerds? I mean, no offence to anyone but this is the Electrical Audio page right? I know some real tough bands have recorded at EA but they're not going to be on a computer scanning message boards at 2.50pm are they? Because its only indie rock nerds that do that. Like me! and you!
Its a little like joining a message board for the male homosexual community and then constantly taunting all the posters for not getting enough 'trim'. Its a bit pointless.

Though I did laugh at the June Of 44 comment.

Points for using the word 'trim', but that's all you get points for.
I like to use the word 'wool' myself when refering to the female jungle area, makes the ladies just melt.

Christopher_Dragon wrote:
She wasn't that hot.

Come on, if you were a little drunk and she was prepared for "it", you'd have said no on the grounds of having to listen to Corgan whine for a bit?

Oh, but the dreadlock thing.... they should be a deal breaker.

On the first night of X-mas break in college, my friend Chris and I went to our favorite dive for a lovely evening of hardcore drinking. After a few beers and whiskey shots, he saw a pretty lady out of the corner of his eye.

"Oh man, she's so hot. I've gotta get her number."

"Go for it; I'll save our seats."

"...Nah, fuck it."

We continue drinking and he continues pining over this girl. I said, "Make your move or shut the fuck up." He agreed to approach her, but only if I went with him in case things got bad.

"Okay, fine. Let's have one more shot."

Two Bushmills, down the hatch. Let's go.

Chris walks straight up to her and taps her on the shoulder.

"Hi, my name is Chris. I think my dick would look awesome in your throat."

She laughed, slapped him and bought him a drink.

They ended up dating for nearly a year.

She said later that she respected his courage.

Oh, and if any of you guys finally what to hear me shouting and playing guitar follow the link.

Sorry for the hi-jack but a few people have asked and I'm lazy...

Gramsci wrote:Oh, and if any of you guys finally what to hear me shouting and playing guitar follow the link.

Sorry for the hi-jack but a few people have asked and I'm lazy...

That actually got you laid?

MajorEverettMiller wrote:

Gramsci wrote:Oh, and if any of you guys finally what to hear me shouting and playing guitar follow the link.

Sorry for the hi-jack but a few people have asked and I'm lazy...

That actually got you laid?

Actually I frequently "got laid" post show... I'm not sure whether had to do with the music though.

Gramsci wrote:

Christopher_Dragon wrote:
She wasn't that hot.

Come on, if you were a little drunk and she was prepared for "it", you'd have said no on the grounds of having to listen to Corgan whine for a bit?

Probably but the Miller Light would be the big turnoff

Gramsci wrote:

MajorEverettMiller wrote:

Gramsci wrote:Oh, and if any of you guys finally what to hear me shouting and playing guitar follow the link.

Sorry for the hi-jack but a few people have asked and I'm lazy...

That actually got you laid?

Actually I frequently "got laid" post show... I'm not sure whether had to do with the music though.

Oh, no. You misunderstood me.

I thought you told chicks to "follow the link" and then apologize for the "hi-jack". Then they fuck you.

It was probably the Travis Bean, though.

MajorEverettMiller wrote:
It was probably the Travis Bean, though.

I mostly played a black SG in that band...

Gramsci wrote:

MajorEverettMiller wrote:
It was probably the Travis Bean, though.

I mostly played a black SG in that band...

Then nothing makes any sense anymore.

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