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The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:00 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
"(which I almost NEVER do unless i'm drunk)"
Yeah... right.
This guy's story raises some questions which I hesitate to give voice in a public forum.
Marsupialized, your posts never cease to disgust and amaze.
The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:04 am
by lemur68_Archive
Didgeridoo Player Here
Reply to: comm-346151244@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-06, 12:10PM EDT
I posted here when I first moved to Columbus in January but things were a little crazy and I never made it out. I have a D Eucalyptus, and a C# that needs some work. I also have a PVC slide didge that can be tuned; I use to do this with a trio back home in Cleveland. I like to mic with a 57 and run into an Ibanez Tube Screamer and then into a cheap effect pedal and then finally into a KP2 Kaoss Pad. I started playing at drum circles in Cleveland, then I played in a trio with a violin and a classical acoustic, and I messed around with a rock band and some House and Trance DJ's. Since moving to C-Bus I have played around a little just sitting in my living room, but I am looking to jam with a drum circle or some rhythm and bass, or a DJ. It really doesn’t matter I just need to get out and meet some friendly people and spit in a Didge.
Dollars to dimebags this doosh has blond dreads.
Also, "didge."
Didge.
I wonder if they make a lumie didge.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:08 am
by ChristopherM_Archive
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/car/351583096.html
HO MOTEL ON WHEELS, CHECK IT YO!!! - $5000
Reply to:
sale-351583096@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-13, 3:50PM PDT
This van is off the hook..you be all kindas a pimpin in this Ho Motel. Boy u can smack that Ho around with your stripper pole and custom water bed. gold mini bar kept cold for your pimp cups and 40 ouncers. Power dual DVDs one up front and one over the bed, get down and nasty witcher porn, show da ladies all yer loving.
Holla!
Justin
925-727-8776
The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:21 pm
by Mandroid20_Archive
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/car/354298717.html
Please fix my scuff mark and dent (small problem) for...
Reply to:
sale-354298717@craigslist.orgDate: 2007-06-17, 8:08PM EDT
The valet parkers dented my car a little. Can't fight it becauise I didn't notice it till my car left the lot and at that point it is too late. I am looking for someone who can fix this problem for me at their home. I can't afford to pay a corporation. I can either pay you or I can clean your home while you are fixing my car. I have a photo to show you of the damage by email. I can't have sex with you though or oral etc.., just things like housekeeping. Look forward to your responses.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:25 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
Nice.
I bet she's looking forward to the responses...
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:03 am
by mkoren_Archive
It's totally worth 5 grand. But not my 5 grand.
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:56 am
by mrarrison_Archive
Dude, feel the vibe. Mood, man.
Live Painting at Your Next Concert
Reply to: comm-363663015@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-30, 11:04AM EDT
I'm an artist who has worked as a Live Artist for companies such as BFG Communications, CamelSmokes.com, and others. I create painted compositions live within club settings, music concerts, weddings etc. I use the environment as inspiration like a heavy bass line to the vibe of the audience. Painting usually take about 3-4 hours to complete. The result is a painting that documents the night's mood, vibe, sound and electricity. Drop me a line for info about hourly rate and booking. If the painting sells, I do provide a percentage.
Location: Baltimore
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 363663015
The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:42 pm
by burun_Archive
mr.arrison wrote:Dude, feel the vibe. Mood, man.
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Live Painting at Your Next Concert
I wonder if he'll travel to NYC.
The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:02 pm
by Skronk_Archive
Seeking to become a lesbian mommy? - m4ww - 28
Reply to:
pers-363766498@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-30, 10:40AM PDT
I'm looking to help the lesbians become mommies; I have good genes, clean, and will help until you get prego.
I really only want to help the serious about being parents, who are in a long term relationship, and are clean in all aspects of life.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 363766498
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:47 pm
by Mandroid20_Archive
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/etc/375139680.html
Sailboat Crew
Reply to:
job-375139680@craigslist.orgDate: 2007-07-16, 11:00AM PDT
Unpaid female crew wanted for ocean going mega yacht crossing in the Pacific from the west coast in September 2007 for approximately six months. Will mainly assist in general housekeeping. Experience not required but must be a non-smoker, fit and looking for adventure. Please send resume
and picture.
* Compensation:
No compensation * Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
I am looking for work at the moment and have sailing experience, but I don't think that I'm interested in joining the floating harem that this poster is attempting to set up.
(Also? I love that he's looking for non-smokers. Choosy maritime playboy, isn't he?)
