Marsupialized wrote:

chopjob wrote:And so the seed is planted for a Juggalo-like movement:

“Rainbowarriors are on a crusade for the kind of drug-free
America where the elected officials are tranny shaman and
the religious leaders are winged evangelists who speak in
tongues of Happy Core.

Rainbowarriors horse gallop through miles of balmy grass
roads all the way to the swingset swamps. They witch water
and have witches for fathers; they hear disharmonies of
sadness sung by drunken glowworms. They sleep in swollen
barns; they sleep through silver nights.

Rainbowarriors live by the hero myth; Rainbowarriors ain’t
nothin’ to f--- with.”

I doubt one of them wrote that

I understand that such skepticism is only a hallmark of your Cocoprophilia.

I just hope for your sake that they do, too. (Quote source: T&G newsletter.)

Marsupialized wrote:

steve wrote:If there is worse music on earth, I have not heard it..

http://www.myspace.com/funclub

now you have

Wow, that is some stupid-ass shit there. Wooh. That's like the ten worst kinds of music ever, played simultaneously by retards. This is the kind of high school prank some of my dorkier friends might have whipped-up.

Fun Club is bad on all fronts. Still, I was unaware of them. I shall probably never ever hear Fun Club again. Other than for cringeing novelty value, it is unlikely anyone on earth will ever hear Fun Club ever again.

CocoRosie are undeniably worse than Fun Club, partly because they will be thrust under my nose in the future, like whenever I get an email from someone at Touch and Go, and imbedded in his signature line is information about the exciting new CocoRosie record about to be released. Or almost anyplace susceptible to the natural hype of these stylish dilettanteuses.

The ubiquitous unbearable is worse than the merely stupid.

Johnny 13 wrote:

big_dave wrote:This is the worst band on T&G. Shouldn't be any fucking fool disagreeing with that.

!!!

I like them.

I enjoy listening to them. Their singer can be a jerk (like when he admonished the T&G 25th anniversary crowd for not dancing - at which point I quipped to the person next to me "This isn't fucking Williamsburg, people here aren't going to stand for that bullshit.") but musically I find them pretty great.

I am all kinds of wrong today, here in my camo pants.

burun wrote:

Johnny 13 wrote:

big_dave wrote:This is the worst band on T&G. Shouldn't be any fucking fool disagreeing with that.

!!!

I like them.

I enjoy listening to them. Their singer can be a jerk (like when he admonished the T&G 25th anniversary crowd for not dancing

this is irredeemable.

that's your motherfucking fault if people aren't dancing, dickpump!!!

the Eternals are on my list for this type of behavior. they did the same thing when they opened for Konono.


booooo!

steve wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

steve wrote:If there is worse music on earth, I have not heard it..

http://www.myspace.com/funclub

now you have

Wow, that is some stupid-ass shit there. Wooh. That's like the ten worst kinds of music ever, played simultaneously by retards. This is the kind of high school prank some of my dorkier friends might have whipped-up.

Fun Club is bad on all fronts. Still, I was unaware of them. I shall probably never ever hear Fun Club again. Other than for cringing novelty value, it is unlikely anyone on earth will ever hear Fun Club ever again.

CocoRosie are undeniably worse than Fun Club, partly because they will be thrust under my nose in the future, like whenever I get an email from someone at Touch and Go, and imbedded in his signature line is information about the exciting new CocoRosie record about to be released. Or almost anyplace susceptible to the natural hype of these stylish dilettanteuses.

The ubiquitous unbearable is worse than the merely stupid.

It is a very exciting new record, very exciting.
I can't believe they were able to even talk about anything else in their email, to be that close to cocorosie, to be in some way associated with the company that fronts the money for their records...the company that is responsible for discovering them and exposing the world to the sound....to be in the building when that first shipment of CD's came in....to actually think that they might stop by the office when they roll thru town.....the only thing I could liken it to would be to actually be in the room when someone like Jesus or Andre the giant was born. Something earth shaking.
You can't blame the world for falling in love with Cocorosie, Steve.
You might as well fault people for enjoying a stroll in the forest preserves on a crisp spring morning or receiving head whilst driving. There are some things so undeniably fantastic in this world that faulting people for enjoying them is just ridiculous. Maybe he's joking, I say to myself....how on Earth could he be serious? I mean he says he has heard the cocorosies, how was he not utterly spellbound by their beautiful sirens call? How is this man of fabled taste and wisdom not spending more of his free time espousing on the absolute wonders of beauty of their recorded work? How are we not in a long detailed discussion on their recording techniques and approach to songwriting?
Might I suggest getting with the program and just letting go and giving in to the desire you obvious are fighting, the desire to also love them?
I think maybe you should look into yourself to try and understand why it is you are fighting these feelings you have for Cocorosie.
These people here, they listen to you. When you come out and say such things...well let's just say you are leading them down the wrong path, away from their ultimate destiny away from the warm loving embrace of cocorosie they could be curled up in right now.
Is that what you want for these people? To never know true happiness?

Marsupialized wrote:I think maybe you should look into yourself to try and understand why it is you are fighting these feelings you have for Cocorosie.

I fight the feelings I have for Cocorosie because if I murdered every pair of twats that made horrible sophomoric music I would end up in prison, and I can't do business from there.

So, I fight the feelings. For the sake of business.

you've changed, man.

steve wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:I think maybe you should look into yourself to try and understand why it is you are fighting these feelings you have for Cocorosie.

I fight the feelings I have for Cocorosie because if I murdered every pair of twats that made horrible sophomoric music I would end up in prison, and I can't do business from there.

So, I fight the feelings. For the sake of business.

why not just go outside the studio over there and wait for a woman to come walking by pushing her new baby in a stroller, run up and grab the baby and hurl it into the river? Why not wait for an old man to walk his cute little dog past the studio, jump out and smash the dogs head with a pipe right on front of him? Then pepper spray the man and push him into traffic? Why not urinate on his lifeless corpse?
Torch a bum, stomp a group of wheelchair bound midgets to death....rape a unicorn in the middle of a child's birthday party?
All these things are much less horrifying and damaging scenarios than the one you outlined.

How do people from Montana pronounce the word 'Twats'?

I can't make it work in my mind.

"Twaaht."