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Christopher_Dragon wrote:Probably.
I have this theory that 1 out of 8 or 22.5% of girls that graduate from college have at one time or another done the "tango de la taco" when they were drunk.
I'm pretty sure that over half the girls I've slept with have graduated from college.
So I guess the odds me having figuratively slept with more women than I actually have are pretty good.

Fuck. But how many men does that mean you slept with?

rachael wrote:

Christopher_Dragon wrote:Probably.
I have this theory that 1 out of 8 or 22.5% of girls that graduate from college have at one time or another done the "tango de la taco" when they were drunk.
I'm pretty sure that over half the girls I've slept with have graduated from college.
So I guess the odds me having figuratively slept with more women than I actually have are pretty good.

Fuck. But how many men does that mean you slept with?

That's when you convince yourself that it only applies to how many chicks the girl slept with or I sometimes pretend that they were virgins before they met me.
There's loopholes.
You just have to use your imagination for them to work.

rachael wrote:

instant_zen wrote:

rachael wrote:

Gramsci wrote:

rachael wrote:Why are you here, and what is that on your penis?

Oh......sorry. I didn't realize THAT'S why.........

More girl-pick-up-guy lines please! They're much more interesting than the guy-pick-up-girl ones.

"I like your pants."

Also, all you have to do is tell a guy you used to be a lesbian and they're yours. At least, for one fuck. Guys always seem to wanna fuck a lesbian - it's instinct I guess.

okay: i think if a moderately attractive girl says anything to a guy (to me, anyway), she's good for at least one fuck. it's that talking thing that always kills me.

secondly, i personally have no specific attraction to "lesbians." i use this term in quotes because i think many girls use this in the way that you have described, and i personally think that's very unfortunate, and contributes a great deal to the female gay community not being taken seriously. i mean, if a girl wants to fuck another girl, why would a guy want to fuck her? personally, i want no part of a half-assed, apathetic fuck.

Hey! Relax!
This is a goddamn thread about pick-up lines, and I have found from my experience that when a guy finds out that I only dated women for the past 8 years, he instantly HAS to fuck me and won't let up!

Girls USING this when its not true to pick up guys??! What??! Contributing to the female gay community not being taken seriously??! What??! Get your panties from your butt-crack....

Again! Relax!

i would just like to point out that i did make a joke there. i wasn't being entirely serious. regarding relaxation: sorry, i can't. that's the way i'm wired. in all seriousness, i've been considering seeking treatment for this for quite some time.

concerning "Girls USING this when its not true to pick up guys??!" yes. girls actually do that. i'm not kidding. that, or they'll just randomly make out with some girl (even though they're not neccessarily attracted to her) so some guy will make out with them. in my experience, they have usually (but not always) been drunk in said situation.

in case you missed 'em, i already did contribute three funny pickup lines to this thread. i just figured, in the spirit of digression, i would address something that i have a personal beef with rather than just sitting here and taking it "because it's funny." i'd rather discuss this than ass-kick-talk.

Tom wrote:

rachael wrote:
"I like your pants."

But I wear great pants.

You do not!

And if I'm told that someone is a lesbian. It's a letdown. That means that I'm out.

See?

Yes. I am with Tom on this one. If you tell me you are a lesbian, it's the same as telling me you only like guys with pickup trucks, or PhDs, or big muscles, or guitar skillz. I (I, referring in this case to the no-longer-existent single I) will not try to fuck you if you tell me you are a lesbian, even if my finding this fact out makes me want to fuck you more (which I'm not saying it does or doesn't). If you want to Pickup Linus with Pickup Lines, and you say you're a lesbian, you've just made a lot more work for yourself, because now you have to convince me that you want me in spite of my penile handicap (i.e. having one).

Christopher_Dragon wrote:1 out of 8 or 22.5%

Well? Which is it?

Linus Van Pelt wrote:

Christopher_Dragon wrote:1 out of 8 or 22.5%

Well? Which is it?

My bad.
I meant 12.5%

instant_zen wrote:i'd rather discuss this than ass-kick-talk.

Okay.
Me too.

"I like your pants" has always worked and I think its because a guy wonders if you're slyly commenting on his "stuff."

I guess it only comes across that way in a dimmly lit, smoke filled alcohol haze.

rachael wrote:"I like your pants" has always worked and I think its because a guy wonders if you're slyly commenting on his "stuff."

if you can see a guy's "stuff" through his pants, that is an indication of one of two things:

a) his pants are so tight you should not expect healthy sexual functions from him (i mean, if the majority of a dude's body is deprived of oxygen for an evening, you shouldn't expect him to be able to run a marathon. or even a 100 meter dash).

or

b) he has no tact, because he actually has a boner.

also, if this comment was used on me, i would probably reply by stating where i purchased them, and what a great deal they were price-wise, and then walk away, completely unaware of the fact the girl was actually interested in me.

"I like your pants" has always worked and I think its because a guy wonders if you're slyly commenting on his "stuff."

I guess it only comes across that way in a dimmly lit, smoke filled alcohol haze.

At what other time/place do you notice some one elses pants[/quote]

mrdfnle wrote:

"I like your pants" has always worked and I think its because a guy wonders if you're slyly commenting on his "stuff."

I guess it only comes across that way in a dimmly lit, smoke filled alcohol haze.

At what other time/place do you notice some one elses pants

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When they look like this:

mrdfnle wrote:

"I like your pants" has always worked and I think its because a guy wonders if you're slyly commenting on his "stuff."

I guess it only comes across that way in a dimmly lit, smoke filled alcohol haze.

At what other time/place do you notice some one elses pants

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about a month ago, i was standing out on the corner of Belmont and Clark about to cross the street, and there was a man standing next to me wearing the same pair of pants that i was wearing. i noticed them, and looked at them briefly enough that i didnt' have time to say anything, but long enough that he probably thought i was checking him out. (for the record, i am male. my looking at his pants visibly bothered him. i laughed.)