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The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:41 am
by Boombats_Archive
Colonel Panic wrote:There was a guy there who did a dead-on impression of Stevie Nicks, no shit.
I'd hit that.

The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:45 am
by Marsupialized_Archive
The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:49 am
by Boombats_Archive
Nina wrote:Colonel Panic wrote:No, I just got back from a gay bar on karaoke night.
I won't touch that one.
Col. Panic's rendition of "It's Rainin' Men" is fabulous.
The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:26 am
by busbus_Archive
I can't believe I missed this thread before. Pure comedy. From Steve's minlf comment to Boombat's It's Raining Men. Solid fucking gold.
If my wife ever leaves me, I'm going to high tail it to Studio 63 right away.
The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:41 am
by Arson Smith_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:Nina wrote:If you look at the tickets a little closer 'sup, you will see that they are for the show you are playing in January.
Oh we are big in the plus sized community, everyone knows that
Perhaps your band acronym has been misinterpreted?
Big Beautiful Gunt Solicitors (!?)
The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:00 am
by Marsupialized_Archive
Arson Smith wrote:Marsupialized wrote:Nina wrote:If you look at the tickets a little closer 'sup, you will see that they are for the show you are playing in January.
Oh we are big in the plus sized community, everyone knows that
Perhaps your band acronym has been misinterpreted?
Big Beautiful Gunt Solicitors (!?)
Gunt Stabbers
The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:05 pm
by jason smith_Archive
worst bar would have to be Pub 13 in ypsilanti.. they have these "dueling" piano performers that are fed into a really loud fucking PA. On top of it all the surfaces are pretty reflective and it's not that big of a room, so it hurts your ears in a bad way. they play piano versions of top 40 music, such as kid rock and billy ray cyrus. you might actually find a few "hotties" at this bar, but they would have such bad taste in music that it would just be degrading... not that they'd be interested in me anyway... the two times I was forced to go the piano performer had all these really perverted jokes he kept telling, but instead of being funny it seemed like something for really sexually deprived lonely people.
The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:30 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
gunt,
n. \ˈgənt\: Bulging lower-abdominal area common to extremely overweight women between the waist and the genital area, esp. when an oversized moose-knuckle is evident.
Overweight woman sporting a gunt
The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:56 pm
by lemur68_Archive
Colonel Panic wrote:gunt,
n. \ˈgənt\: Bulging lower-abdominal area common to extremely overweight women between the waist and the genital area, esp. when an oversized moose-knuckle is evident.
Overweight woman sporting a gunt
syn.
front-butt
The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:04 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive