Pickup Lines
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:28 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:29 pm
MajorEverettMiller wrote:mrdfnle wrote:"I like your pants" has always worked and I think its because a guy wonders if you're slyly commenting on his "stuff."
I guess it only comes across that way in a dimmly lit, smoke filled alcohol haze.
At what other time/place do you notice some one elses pants
When they look like this:
NICE(HAHAHA)PANTS!!!
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:32 pm
mrdfnle wrote:MajorEverettMiller wrote:mrdfnle wrote:"I like your pants" has always worked and I think its because a guy wonders if you're slyly commenting on his "stuff."
I guess it only comes across that way in a dimmly lit, smoke filled alcohol haze.
At what other time/place do you notice some one elses pants
When they look like this:
NICE(HAHAHA)PANTS!!![/quote]
OF COURSE I'll fuck you!!!
I thought you'd never ask!
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:36 pm
why, i received a pants compliment just the other day
but they were, in fact, very nice pants
this is very strange, b/c earlier today, i told someone, privately, that a seemingly benign, very mildly suggestive compliment is probably the best kind of pickup line to use with any regularity. having seen people use them, at least. it's been too long for me to remember.
and the example i used was:
"nice pants"
but they were, in fact, very nice pants
this is very strange, b/c earlier today, i told someone, privately, that a seemingly benign, very mildly suggestive compliment is probably the best kind of pickup line to use with any regularity. having seen people use them, at least. it's been too long for me to remember.
and the example i used was:
"nice pants"
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:44 pm
instant_zen wrote:yesss... after four pages, none of my top 3 pickup lines are taken. they are:
*"If beauty were measured in milk, you would be a cow."
*"My love for you is like diarhea: I just can't hold it in."
*Look at the girl. Look over each one of your shoulders quickly and nervously. Look back at the girl, and do your best to say with a straight face, "Wanna get weird?"
Okay.
since we're overanylising eachother's pick up lines to death:
1. What woman wouldn't slap you/would fuck you if you compared her to a cow in ANY context?
2. What woman wouldn't slap you/would fuck you if you compared her to diahrhea in ANY context?
3. I'm not really sure what to do with this one. The problem here is that it's kinda cute, but also really not subtle enough to work. If you asked me if I wanted to get weird, I'd probably think you were propositioning me with drugs, in which case I would place myself at the other end of the bar/party from you until I left shortly afterwards. I would probably also warn my friends that you were trying to lay a rohypnol on a female, so look out.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:51 pm
"Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey!"
That one usually works pretty well if her name is Mickey.
That one usually works pretty well if her name is Mickey.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:52 pm
Hey good lookin', I wanna lick all up on your seafood war bar
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:09 pm
rachael wrote:instant_zen wrote:yesss... after four pages, none of my top 3 pickup lines are taken. they are:
*"If beauty were measured in milk, you would be a cow."
*"My love for you is like diarhea: I just can't hold it in."
*Look at the girl. Look over each one of your shoulders quickly and nervously. Look back at the girl, and do your best to say with a straight face, "Wanna get weird?"
Okay.
since we're overanylising eachother's pick up lines to death:
1. What woman wouldn't slap you/would fuck you if you compared her to a cow in ANY context?
2. What woman wouldn't slap you/would fuck you if you compared her to diahrhea in ANY context?
3. I'm not really sure what to do with this one. The problem here is that it's kinda cute, but also really not subtle enough to work. If you asked me if I wanted to get weird, I'd probably think you were propositioning me with drugs, in which case I would place myself at the other end of the bar/party from you until I left shortly afterwards. I would probably also warn my friends that you were trying to lay a rohypnol on a female, so look out.
no worries, i have absolutely no intention of actually using any of these. in fact, i can honestly say i've never used a pickup line on a girl, ever. not even something as benignly suggestive as "nice pants." i appreciate the effort in going back and actually finding them, though. in all honesty, that's probably the most effort anyone has put forth to interact with me in at least a month.
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:47 am
"Looks like you have a bit of ROCK 'N ROLL PNEUMONIA! Time to call out DR. LOVE! I'm talking about my weiner!"
This is my favorite Fleetwood Mac album.
Christopher_Dragon wrote:[T]ango de la taco
This is my favorite Fleetwood Mac album.
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:08 pm
Ok, went to my work xmas party last night.
There's a new girl everyone thinks is hot, but she's not really. It's just there's no other even remotely attractive girls working there, so by default everyone wants to bang this girl.
Dude walks up to her and says 'You know who you look like? Fiona Apple!'
She thinks for a minute and says 'Fiona Apple looks like she has AIDS'
He says 'Well, you kinda look like her'
There's a new girl everyone thinks is hot, but she's not really. It's just there's no other even remotely attractive girls working there, so by default everyone wants to bang this girl.
Dude walks up to her and says 'You know who you look like? Fiona Apple!'
She thinks for a minute and says 'Fiona Apple looks like she has AIDS'
He says 'Well, you kinda look like her'