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The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:57 pm
by Antero_Archive
Er, do we have a good bars thread? That would be a lot less depressing.
The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:08 pm
by Bradley R Weissenberger_Archive
fantasmatical thorr wrote:i love bad bars.
Agreed.
The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:08 pm
by tocharian_Archive
You know, I wouldn’t assume that the gals at those… what are we calling them now?... gunt bars?... are the last and only option of guys who’d date Natalie Portman clones if given the chance. My friends and I accidentally wandered into one of those bars late one Albuquerque evening and the men reacted to us like had we late stage Ebola. Loud, unmistakable ewwwwws. A humbling reminder that beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder.
The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:28 pm
by 2nd Rick_Archive
The lounge at Rosati's Pizza in Machesney Park, IL (between Rockford and Beloit, WI) was a fairly hardcore joint in it's day. It was packed because the bars in the neighboring cities would close at 2am, and they stayed open til 3am.
I got punched by a perfect stranger while using the urinal because the line for the bathroom was long and I wasn't pissing fast enough... Thankfully another patron in line took offense to this asshole and the glorious sucker punch of all time he perpetrated on me, and bounced him (out of the bathroom, at least) so I could finish. Knowing the reputation of this place, I was expecting an ambush when I walked out, but he was long gone.
I was with my friend and these two random hot girls that we met at some Rockford dive.
This was circa 1995... That Rosati's got closed after several brutal fights, including a shooting in the parking lot.
The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:30 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
fucking paparazzi couldn't even let Princess Di air her shit out in peace, had to be hiding in the bushes with telephoto lenses and shit
The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:36 pm
by Boombats_Archive
The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:45 pm
by Nina_Archive
Boombats wrote:Don't. Just don't.
I did.
Is that kind of growth humanly possible?
Who would have known?
Boombaticus, this..
when I got that feelin', that's my/ testicles peelin'
gave me the same kinda skin crawling icky feeling as the Colonels link.
The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:47 pm
by Boombats_Archive
Nina wrote:Boombaticus, this..
when I got that feelin', that's my/ testicles peelin'
gave me the same kinda skin crawling icky feeling as the Colonels link.
Just picture Marvin Gaye singing it, you'll feel better...
The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:50 pm
by Nina_Archive
Boombats wrote:Nina wrote:Boombaticus, this..
when I got that feelin', that's my/ testicles peelin'
gave me the same kinda skin crawling icky feeling as the Colonels link.
Just picture Marvin Gaye singing it, you'll feel better...
Nope, not working.
How about Barry White? That might work.
The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:52 pm
by Boombats_Archive
Nina wrote:Boombats wrote:Nina wrote:Boombaticus, this..
when I got that feelin', that's my/ testicles peelin'
gave me the same kinda skin crawling icky feeling as the Colonels link.
Just picture Marvin Gaye singing it, you'll feel better...
Nope, not working.
How about Barry White? That might work.
You don't get it, it's a spoof of "Sexual Healing" by M. Gaye. Guess it was too vague...
