Colonel Panic wrote:

ssakmule wrote:Behave or I'll ban everyone on this forum including the mods.

You mean you'll turn off your computer?

Once I am done banning all of you that is. You guys are getting too angry. Take a deep breath. & I am going to change that search function time limit from 6000 sec between 2 successive searches to it's earlier 10 second gap (that's how it was until a few days ago)

Lots of people came into this thread to post "why isn't this thread about me yet?".

this thread needs more of an egyptian angle.


hey horuss: where did the phrase "buttfuck egypt" (aka "b.f.e.", aka "buttfuckin' egyptian") originate? i'd like to think it was northwest ohio circa 1990, but i could be wrong. please advise.

ERawk wrote:

ssakmule wrote:guys please calm down now, your Oestrogen levels are going up. Behave or I'll ban everyone on this forum including the mods.

Who says it's osestrogen?

Erawk, your testoterone levels are shotting up now.

jimmy spako wrote:this thread needs more of an egyptian angle.


hey horuss: where did the phrase "buttfuck egypt" (aka "b.f.e.", aka "buttfuckin' egyptian") originate? i'd like to think it was northwest ohio circa 1990, but i could be wrong. please advise.

I am not whoreus...but....It actually happened when the egyptian boy told the egyptian girl in a profile position. "Let's meet tonight behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy". I am pretty sure that he goofed up in his attempts to transform her into a mummy (preservable or not) & since it was pretty dark, ...buttfuck egypt..true story.

longdivi wrote:

Mandroid2.0 wrote:God, do I fucking HATE Chinese people...Between shark finning and whaling and drift netting, I'd be perfectly happy to kill off most of China and Japan. Fuckers.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:No, I really do hate Japanese and Chinese culture and environmental policy that much. Ask Ben about how often I bitch about this. I hate people in general but I don't think I've ever had a good experience with representatives of those cultures in particular

oh shit

every thing is offensive if you look at it. Duh.

mrdfnle wrote:every thing is offensive if you look at it.

Not my wang. My wang is glorious. Like a pair of swans gracefully ballroom dancing, or like one of those pictures of a firefighter carrying a child out of a fire or giving a kitten CPR. Some things are beyond reproach. Some things are just beautiful.

Is this thing on?

Marsupialized wrote:

mrdfnle wrote:every thing is offensive if you look at it.

My wang is glorious. Like a pair of swans gracefully ballroom dancing,

What the fuck are you doing with your wang? Yea, I'm offended.