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Pickup Lines
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:52 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
scott wrote:hellyes!! wrote:Marsupialized wrote:...and sometimes girls overestimate how attractive they are and think every dude within 50 yards is trying desperately to get into their pants.
'I know they wanna fuck me, but they are too scared to come up and try' uh, yeah...I mean, if it makes you feel better about yourself to think that way go right ahead....but.....
I remember a little exchange where you yapped on and on about how your life is just ruined because you are so attractive that you can't step one foot outside your front door without being hit on every guy who comes near you....
Now you complain that guys are not coming up to you and hitting on you.
Typical woman. Self obsessed, full of shit.
Marsup,
Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful. I'll let you buy me a bassoon, too. ...Ya know, cuz I'm thin and attractive....and, guys are tripping all over themselves to buy attractive girls gifts. Isn't that what you said? And, now you complain about women being self-obsessed. Seems you have some conflicting views of your own.
And, for the record...You missed the whole point of my post, which is that I'm NOT out seeking the attention of men and so I'm relatively reserved. Hence, I think guys believe I'm not very approachable. I said nothing in my post about every guy in the room trying to get in my pants.
In addition to not understanding what you were saying, he is also illustrating his lack of memory. He "remembers a little exchange"... that he had months ago with a different poster, a girl named Kenoki who lives in Florida.
Okay, back to pickup lines!!
How about this one...
"You smell purty".
Are you sure it wasn't her? How the fuck do you remember this stuff? What was mine and Hellyessss's exchange about then?
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:04 am
by hellyes!!_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:scott wrote:hellyes!! wrote:Marsupialized wrote:...and sometimes girls overestimate how attractive they are and think every dude within 50 yards is trying desperately to get into their pants.
'I know they wanna fuck me, but they are too scared to come up and try' uh, yeah...I mean, if it makes you feel better about yourself to think that way go right ahead....but.....
I remember a little exchange where you yapped on and on about how your life is just ruined because you are so attractive that you can't step one foot outside your front door without being hit on every guy who comes near you....
Now you complain that guys are not coming up to you and hitting on you.
Typical woman. Self obsessed, full of shit.
Marsup,
Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful. I'll let you buy me a bassoon, too. ...Ya know, cuz I'm thin and attractive....and, guys are tripping all over themselves to buy attractive girls gifts. Isn't that what you said? And, now you complain about women being self-obsessed. Seems you have some conflicting views of your own.
And, for the record...You missed the whole point of my post, which is that I'm NOT out seeking the attention of men and so I'm relatively reserved. Hence, I think guys believe I'm not very approachable. I said nothing in my post about every guy in the room trying to get in my pants.
In addition to not understanding what you were saying, he is also illustrating his lack of memory. He "remembers a little exchange"... that he had months ago with a different poster, a girl named Kenoki who lives in Florida.
Okay, back to pickup lines!!
How about this one...
"You smell purty".
Are you sure it wasn't her? How the fuck do you remember this stuff? What was mine and Hellyessss's exchange about then?
Our exhange was something like this...
You: What do I do about my hot girl roommate that I can't bang
Me: What makes you think she wants to bang you anyway
You: Her tits are hanging out and she sits around in her underwear being a cock tease
Me: Tell her to put some pants on
Toomany: Forum is becoming a sausagefest
Kenoki:
http://www.electrical.com/phpBB2/viewto ... c&start=40
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:07 am
by Gramsci_Archive
Te voy a hacer la sopa.
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:08 am
by Loretta_Archive
OI!
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:27 am
by Rotten Tanx_Archive
When you gonna let me up in them guts?
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:47 am
by Gramsci_Archive
Rotten Tanx wrote:When you gonna let me up in them guts?
Sweet holy Jesus!
You northern English are so romantic!
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:20 am
by Marsupialized_Archive
hellyes!! wrote:Marsupialized wrote:scott wrote:hellyes!! wrote:Marsupialized wrote:...and sometimes girls overestimate how attractive they are and think every dude within 50 yards is trying desperately to get into their pants.
'I know they wanna fuck me, but they are too scared to come up and try' uh, yeah...I mean, if it makes you feel better about yourself to think that way go right ahead....but.....
I remember a little exchange where you yapped on and on about how your life is just ruined because you are so attractive that you can't step one foot outside your front door without being hit on every guy who comes near you....
Now you complain that guys are not coming up to you and hitting on you.
Typical woman. Self obsessed, full of shit.
Marsup,
Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful. I'll let you buy me a bassoon, too. ...Ya know, cuz I'm thin and attractive....and, guys are tripping all over themselves to buy attractive girls gifts. Isn't that what you said? And, now you complain about women being self-obsessed. Seems you have some conflicting views of your own.
And, for the record...You missed the whole point of my post, which is that I'm NOT out seeking the attention of men and so I'm relatively reserved. Hence, I think guys believe I'm not very approachable. I said nothing in my post about every guy in the room trying to get in my pants.
In addition to not understanding what you were saying, he is also illustrating his lack of memory. He "remembers a little exchange"... that he had months ago with a different poster, a girl named Kenoki who lives in Florida.
Okay, back to pickup lines!!
How about this one...
"You smell purty".
Are you sure it wasn't her? How the fuck do you remember this stuff? What was mine and Hellyessss's exchange about then?
Our exhange was something like this...
You: What do I do about my hot girl roommate that I can't bang
Me: What makes you think she wants to bang you anyway
You: Her tits are hanging out and she sits around in her underwear being a cock tease
Me: Tell her to put some pants on
Toomany: Forum is becoming a sausagefest
Kenoki:
http://www.electrical.com/phpBB2/viewto ... c&start=40
haha, well all you women are the same anyway so whatever it still stands
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:26 am
by fantasmatical thorr_Archive
Rotten Tanx wrote:When you gonna let me up in them guts?
wow. i've had something very similar which worked, then again i did know him..but still!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:32 pm
by hellyes!!_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:haha, well all you women are the same anyway so whatever it still stands
That's an interesting pick-up line. With all that charm and wit, how do all the hot girls resist the opportunity to bang you?!
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:04 pm
by Angus Jung
Rotten Tanx wrote:When you gonna let me up in them guts?
Between this and your hip-hop phone, I'm convinced.
Tanxizzle = smoove.