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kerble wrote:"Well, at least I've got a high paid gas station employee to tell me that."

I looked him dead in the eye.

"Well, yeah, but I own this place."


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unsaved wrote:Around '85-'86 I worked at a fish market downtown that was frequented by politicians from city hall, various news reporters and "anchors", Reagan-loving yuppies and a steady stream of the most insufferable, demanding, entitled, crusty, forever complaining, pre-embalmed old widows who looked like they never worked a day in their life.

One day one of them (looking like Tammy Faye in her last months) approached the counter in her foul, mothball-smelling fur coat and, in a raspy voice said as usual, "what's wonderful today?" I told her we just got some nice fresh catfish in that morning. As I began describing the various tasty ways she (or her kitchen help) could prepare it, she cut me off and with a disgusted look on her face said, "that's for niggers".

I said nothing and immediately turned around and walked to the back cooler where there was always beer on ice. Fifteen minutes later I came out and the ignorant old twat was gone, most likely having been waited on by one of my co-workers who agreed with her.


So your protest was to walk away and have a beer? Thanks a pantload.
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Also, my girlfriend has a couple great stories about when she had to fill in for the receptionist at an office for a newspaper back east, before she moved to Chicago. My favorite is the one where several people kept calling for "Dick Hurts" and she was like "ha ha, very funny" and kept hanging up.

Of course, she soon found out there was a guy working in the office with the very unfortunate name of Richard Hertz.

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We get clueless people all the time. This happens frequently:

A mother/father/guardian will walk the front desk and tell us they have an appointment.

"Okay," I'll respond, "who is the appointment with?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, what type of appointment is it?"

"I don't know."

"Is it the child's first time here? Is it a medical appointment or a CFT?"

"I already told you I don't know! They just told me to come here. Don't you have the schedules."

"No, we do not keep the appointments for the therapists or doctors, considering we have nearly 100 that work out of this facility alone. Now, who is 'they'? Who did you speak with in regard to this appointment?"

"Whatever."

Then they walk away! Eventually they return pissed that we didn't tell him or her who the appointment is with. We are then forced to play twenty questions with these people and find out who their appointment is with.
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Boombats wrote:
unsaved wrote:I said nothing and immediately turned around and walked to the back cooler where there was always beer on ice. Fifteen minutes later I came out and the ignorant old twat was gone, most likely having been waited on by one of my co-workers who agreed with her.


So your protest was to walk away and have a beer? Thanks a pantload.


No, I ran away--otherwise in two seconds I would have dived over the counter and dragged her out the door. I was 19 then and needed the job, so I thought better of it.
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