I have worked a few customer service jobs, so I have a few good ones...

"how big is your 8 by 10 frame?"

"how do you embroider on the golf balls?"

and I had one guy argue with me for 20 minute about printing white on a white golf tee, finally I got my boss to allow me to send him 500 white golf tees with white on them... he never called back...

"I'll have a latte."

MajorEverettMiller wrote:"I'll have a latte."

and

When I worked at a Blockbuster for 2 weeks after I graduated from high school, I got this amazing line from a customer who was upset that Il Postino was subtitled.

"You mean I gotta read the movie?"

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When I worked at a Blockbuster for 2 weeks after I graduated from high school, I got this amazing line from a customer who was upset that Il Postino was subtitled.

"You mean I gotta read the movie?"[/quote]

I knew when I came up with this thread it was going to be a good one...

"Will you help me?"

Girl: Can I have the number for blah blah blah?

Me: Yes, it's...

Girl: No wait! I dont have a pen!

Me: Are you on a mobile?

Girl: Yes.

Me: Well just type the number into your mobile as I read it out.

Girl: How do I do that?

Me: Well, for example, I say "three" and you press the button that says three.

When I worked at Mchellhole in high school the best was: "For here or to go?" their response: "Yeah"

A few years back when i was working at a café a woman asked me were the toilet was.
me:down the stairs then the first door to the left.
She: ohh you mean the door with the sign that says "toilet"
Me:YES
She:No but that one is locked(it was obviously occupied)

when i was at school i had a part-time job at Toys R Us.
i recall on several occasions people asked me where the restaurant was. i recall once i asked if they ever went into burger king and enquired where the lego was?

i now work in a bar part-time while i'm at university.
yesterday a man asked for a lemonade shandy. for some reason he seemed rather puzzled when i handed him a pint of lemonade.

BadComrade wrote:"Do you have that song that goes, "Ohhhh, baby! You know I been missin' you since you gone!"

I love doing to this to the fine folks at my local shop because they know that I'm just mocking the imbeciles that go in there..
It's even better when you just hum them the melody line.
Even better than that is when you hum one the instruments' parts.
I find the drums work best.

"Do you have that CD with the song that has the drum part on it that goes
boosh booshbooshboosh crack"


I also enjoy asking them if they have movies that just got released in the theater on the day they get released.