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lemur68 wrote:

SecondEdition wrote:Hello there i am looking for a cool jo bud on the down low who wants to get together for a movie night and tonigth we are watching jim carreys The Mask. No gay stuff only JO but I want white guys only and no one over my age and a big dick is a plus+++.

Yeah, nothin' gay or nothin', just two doudes jackin' off together to Jim Carrey....

I think the best parts are about how he has to "put the young ones" to bed and how he wants to videotape their jackoff session...

...fucking creepy...

And the back door is open...

hench wrote:whoa...

massaged by mom? - w4m - 42
Reply to: pers-475616507@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-11, 12:26PM CST


looking for input from younger guys. i'm a physical therapist, and my son is involved in sports. growing up, i haven't thought anything about massaging him, but as he's gotten older i'm wondering if it's still appropriate. do you ever get a massage from your mother? i have some questions for you if you do.

this is way more odd than the overtly sexual ones, no matter how fucked up a sex post it's hard to shock me at this point...I've seen them all....this one here, gives me the how you say, heebie jeebies

That reminds me. Your mom's out of Ben-Gay.

I keep hearing stories about people trying to sell their kids on Craigslist, but have yet to find a reliable source or come across one of these postings.

'Scuse the image. I took a screenshot of this about a year ago and it's long gone. It's pretty large so I'll link it.

http://i1.tinypic.com/6x7bn5v.png

Did you lose a page of pornography? 8 1/2 by 11 magazine page ripped out and found on the sidewalk behind Baluchi's Indian restaurant. Please go and collect it. It made me very uncomfortable

SecondEdition wrote:I think the best parts are about how he has to "put the young ones" to bed and how he wants to videotape their jackoff session...

On VHS.

call me your little fatty - w4m - 21

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Reply to: pers-480616066@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-16, 9:46AM CST


I'm d&d free student looking for something...different. I'm thick, but not sloppy, and don't really have trouble finding guys. However, I have a bit of a fetish. I really get off guys calling me fat, telling me I need to lose weight, that I shouldn't dress in sexy clothes (which I love to do), etc. To each their own, right? Please don't spam me or send me dirty pics. The pic is below is a teaser of me. Email me some of the degrading stuff you'd say to me, and if I like what I hear I'll write back and send you a better pic. Please be serious, thanks!



woah, my dream girl

fuckin' creepy...

ROWDY MUSICIANS WANTED FER ASS-WHUPPIN THROW-BACK COUNTRY BAND
Reply to: [redacted]
Date: 2007-11-11, 9:38PM EST

Ah play everthin from old mountain music ta shitty bluegrass ta Hank Williams, som other weird shit 'n air tew, a few 'riginals. Ah'ma lookin' fer a banjer picker, preferably clawhammer, someone to whup on mah washtub bass, and fiddle player. Will also accept auditions from mandolin players, autoharpists, and lumberjacks. Effn yew kin play at-ther E-lectirk gitar, 'at's a plus. Applicants should be hard drinkers; Ah jist finished a solo Ter uvva Hole Damn Country, 'n now Ah wanna play wit' some others. As Ah'm tellin' folks thet Ah'm Country Music Legend, yew otta be ready to go as fer as possybull...weekly shows, mebbe weekly whuppin' sessions. Effn this sounds gud ta yew but yew play sum udder instrayment, email me anyway. Ah'm blessed with an open mind...
here's mah Myspace, take it er leave it: myspace.com/davidslewiscountrymusiclegend
(by the by: yew don't hafta be good. much more important that yer rowdy, n half crazy er better. females what kin harmonize, er anyone what kin harmonize fer thet matter, also a plus.)