What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:22 am
Peacefully in his sleep, having lived a long, rich and full life in music and having won back the heart of Kate.
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What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:47 pm
In a darkened alley, coming face to face with his own zombie lookalike...
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:09 pm
glynnisjohns wrote:Blowing him up like the giant blueberry ala "Violet Beauregard" style,
Then sticking him with sharpened bamboo shafts smeared with Kate Moss's feces.
All the while Mark E.smith dances around poor Pete bellowing into a
SM-57 chanting "HEY THERE FUCKFACE!" as his body becomes gangrenous and pus-filled and he eventually sucumbs to dysentery.
Glynnisjohns, are you a songwriter? If so, you should definitely build a song around this.
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:08 pm
diego wrote:If I say American History X + pavement + Pete Doherty......
Good call... can we practice on Robbie Williams first?
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:03 am
i'm pretty sure jealousy accounts for a lot of your reasons. he's done more in a day than most of you will do ina lifetime. he's talented, get over it. how many of you have been to Russia when you were still at school to recite your own poetry? how many of you have had top selling albums out?
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:20 am
libertine wrote:i'm pretty sure jealousy accounts for a lot of your reasons. he's done more in a day than most of you will do ina lifetime. he's talented, get over it. how many of you have been to Russia when you were still at school to recite your own poetry? how many of you have had top selling albums out?
Come on rysie.
First you change your name to Loretta.
And now this?
You're slipping man.
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:21 am
had this before mate, definatley not 'Rysie', i'll show you my arse if it helps?
Doherty has more than one fan, probably
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Doherty has more than one fan, probably
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What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:26 am
yeah rysie stop changing your name!
i like pete doherty. For Lovers is one of the best songs ever written. anyone who says otherwise is a moid...yes a moid!
i like pete doherty. For Lovers is one of the best songs ever written. anyone who says otherwise is a moid...yes a moid!
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:45 am
He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:15 am
I say just fucking ignore him, without the glare of the press (the rock stars photosynthesis), he will hopefully wither and die.