Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:10 am
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Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:19 am
I heard High On Fire. It was hilarious like Rush, but more rediculous. awesome!
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:35 am
Thatcher is in hospital... that cheered me up.
Does that make me a bad person?
Does that make me a bad person?
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:52 am
Gramsci wrote:Thatcher is in hospital... that cheered me up.
Does that make me a bad person?
Depends, were you the one that put her there?
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:04 am
Bartok wrote:Gramsci wrote:Thatcher is in hospital... that cheered me up.
Does that make me a bad person?
Depends, were you the one that put her there?
Not consciously.
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:10 am
a few things
firstly I was discussing a friends one-off erectile problem
Him "Damn. I totally wanted to just fucking completely lay the sex in her so bad"
Me "you should have said that to her, that wouldv've been amazing"
Him "NOT WITHOUT A HARD ON IT WOULDN'T"
apres gig discussion with band mate
Drummer (Elvis) is smiling wildly, I sense he enjoyed the gig
Me "that wasn't bad! we rule (etc etc)"
Him "I've just eaten an ounce of weed"
at All Tomorrows Parties fest, fairly well oiled, singing '1999' by Prince in a group.
all of us "I WAS DREAMING WHEN I WROTE THIS..." etc
all of us "shit...whats the second line?"
- much confusion -
Ian from Weird War passes, my friend Matt (the drunkest of us all) stops him:
Matt "Ian, whats the second line to '1999'"
Ian "1999?"
Matt "Yeah! By Prince! The song!"
Ian "Prince?"
Matt (looks at us all incredulously) "PRINCE! THE SIN-GER? Jesus, don't try and convince me you've never heard of PRINCE you bullshitter!"
or words to that effect
firstly I was discussing a friends one-off erectile problem
Him "Damn. I totally wanted to just fucking completely lay the sex in her so bad"
Me "you should have said that to her, that wouldv've been amazing"
Him "NOT WITHOUT A HARD ON IT WOULDN'T"
apres gig discussion with band mate
Drummer (Elvis) is smiling wildly, I sense he enjoyed the gig
Me "that wasn't bad! we rule (etc etc)"
Him "I've just eaten an ounce of weed"
at All Tomorrows Parties fest, fairly well oiled, singing '1999' by Prince in a group.
all of us "I WAS DREAMING WHEN I WROTE THIS..." etc
all of us "shit...whats the second line?"
- much confusion -
Ian from Weird War passes, my friend Matt (the drunkest of us all) stops him:
Matt "Ian, whats the second line to '1999'"
Ian "1999?"
Matt "Yeah! By Prince! The song!"
Ian "Prince?"
Matt (looks at us all incredulously) "PRINCE! THE SIN-GER? Jesus, don't try and convince me you've never heard of PRINCE you bullshitter!"
or words to that effect
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:09 am
Gramsci wrote:Bartok wrote:Gramsci wrote:Thatcher is in hospital... that cheered me up.
Does that make me a bad person?
Depends, were you the one that put her there?
Not consciously.
meh, its still funny. To make it peak you should go throw grapes at her by feigning an illness in the next bed.
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:21 am
Hey, I'm going to be a jerk! I said something funny! It was inspired by something I read about Yngwie Malmsteen on this forum!
My rock band was playing a show a week ago, and before our last slow, wussy song in a set of them, I thanked the folks for listening and said "We're going to unleash the fucking fury." When I played the first chord, my amp was too loud, so I turned down. Then I said, get this: "Sorry. The fury was too loud."
This was the funniest thing I've ever said in my life. Thank you.
My rock band was playing a show a week ago, and before our last slow, wussy song in a set of them, I thanked the folks for listening and said "We're going to unleash the fucking fury." When I played the first chord, my amp was too loud, so I turned down. Then I said, get this: "Sorry. The fury was too loud."
This was the funniest thing I've ever said in my life. Thank you.
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:15 am
placeholder wrote:Hey, I'm going to be a jerk! I said something funny! It was inspired by something I read about Yngwie Malmsteen on this forum!
My rock band was playing a show a week ago, and before our last slow, wussy song in a set of them, I thanked the folks for listening and said "We're going to unleash the fucking fury." When I played the first chord, my amp was too loud, so I turned down. Then I said, get this: "Sorry. The fury was too loud."
This was the funniest thing I've ever said i my life. Thank you.
I'd like to re-affirm for you that this was indeed funny!
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:20 am
My sister introducing me to her new boyfriend: "Andrew, this is Mike."
(the guy in the middle)
(the guy in the middle)