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Rimbaud III wrote:
Actually, I find that writing about boobies sublimates my desire to randomly touch them.

Oh comrade, how I admire your ability to speak the language of the working man. His sex may be savage and his back may be broken, but is there not a dazzling honesty to his very words?

So brutal, and yet so subtle.

sunlore wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:
Actually, I find that writing about boobies sublimates my desire to randomly touch them.

Oh comrade, how I admire your ability to speak the language of the working man. His sex may be savage and his back may be broken, but is there not a dazzling honesty to his very words?

So brutal, and yet so subtle.

I'm just reclaiming language for us disenfranchised proles. We need an equitable redistribution of words before we can really start deconstructing what it means to 'say shit' (and stuff).

Wait, I want to hear more about Ryan's ability to CURSE IN FARSI.

I want to hear more about Russ' technicolor raincoat of anxiety and beer-farts.

I want FMajcinek to post more.

And I really want to remember the expression "basement retard" for future use.

I want talk big fancy. Me projector. Air. Mmmmgh.


Seriously, why don't you just name names and get it over with? I'll go first... y'know who I think is acting all "I'm smort" but really doesn't know stuff about stuff? Andrew L(AD). THAT guy is such a farce! He's all like "I read a book" and I'm like "OMG, I'm so sure! Whatever!" and he's like "this is what accredited philosopher XYZ said about subject ABC" and I'm like "doude, AMERICAN IDOL!!! Yeaoh!!!" and he's like "blah blah thoughtful comment blah blah smart-guy discourse blah blah" and I'm like "Oh schnap, I know, right?!?!"

Y'know?

like i said last night (before i got self-conscious and deleted my post), i've never claimed to be a wise man. that's why i tend to stay away from any political or technological debates.

except for tookie williams, where--if i recall correctly--electrons schooled me.

no lofty pretensions here.

I don't put on an air of lofty intellectualism...

I am a goddamned lofty intellectual, mothafucka.

definitely, in fact i consider myself an expert on this.

i've manage to bluff the people around me into thinking that i'm reasonably clever over the course of a few years. in actuality, anything involving linear thinking, numbers or concentration is beyond me. distances, measurements, geography, spacial awareness and the concept of time are all completely out of my comprehension. it's a wonder i haven't been killed, frankly.

i'm quite book-smart though so i get away with it most of the time. thankfully my dreadful personality repels people after a few months and they never work out that i'm a complete idiot.

Hang on a fuckstinking minute, but didn't you (Matty) start THIS thread? Were you planning on farting your way through it?