connor wrote:ironyengine wrote:connor wrote:And with all those messengerbagwearing, skinnyassed hipsters pumping their fists in the air, I couldn't help but think: will they be back in a few weeks for Mastodon/Converge? Probably not.
I'm sorry...
what?
I saw Lightning Bolt at Webster Hall in Manhattan. In a few weeks, Converge will be opening for Mastodon at that same venue. So my point was that the messengerbagwearingskinnyassedhipsters will only allow themselves exposure to specific instances and preselected expressions of a metall-esque sound.
So if the messengerbagwearingskinnyassedhipsters do not show up for Converge and Mastodon, this will have been the reason rather than merely liking Lightning Bolt more than Converge or Mastodon? I see.
Lightning Bolt's live show is energizing. Mastodon's, last I saw, was wholly not. But I'll let you keep your assumptions.
My point was that LB is "metal" for those who can only handle such music sparingly. I'm not sure why they're so hipster-potable but they are.
Maybe it's LB's "wank" factor? Metal in hipster art student packaging? Or maybe it's because these hipsters believe that this band, called "Lightning Bolt," is working within some kind of faux-irony and therefore these people can freely "rock out" with emphasis on the quotation marks?
As a non-messengerbagwearingskinnyassedhipster I can only guess why the messengerbagwearingskinnyassedhipsters you speak of like LB and not Mastodon and Converge, or whatever other bands you think embody the "true" metal.
I'm not sure why you are so convinced that being hip or carrying a bag has anything to do with liking one band over another, but it's a sentiment that seems to permeate this board's userbase and (I'm sorry) it is bullshit. Lightning Bolt simply sound better, to some people, than these Mastoverges you're so fond of.
I would love to hear Converge try and cover the first 36 seconds, much less the entirety, of "Bizarro Zarro Land."