Who is more insufferable?

Bono
Total votes: 31 (76%)
Chris Martin
Total votes: 10 (24%)
Total votes: 41

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There is a picture of Bono next to "ego" in the dictionary.

Yeah, I'm glad he's done a lot of charity work that's helped people, and I'm glad that he sang on a couple of very catchy songs. (Sue me.) He's still got the most obvious, grasping and annoying "I'm-more-than-just-a-rockstar" attitude on Planet Earth.

Chris Shartin is small potatoes.
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Ace wrote:
mr.arrison wrote:
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:Skip to the part about wearing sunglasses in this.


or this image:

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EXACTLY! What the fuck is with Bono's attitude here? I mean, is he trying to show he disapproves of the President's actions by acting like a sullen rockstar, uh, PRICK?! You know, like, I HAVE to shake Bushie's hand even though I don't want to?

Also, GWB's face in that photo is priceless.


You'd be surprised.


ANDREW DENTON: Did George Bush surprise you when you met him?


BONO: Yeah, yeah I liked him a lot more than I thought I would. All I'm thinking when I'm meeting him is how I'm going to explain to the band.


ANDREW DENTON: And how did you?


BONO: Well, he's very funny and that took me aback.


ANDREW DENTON: What's George Bush patter?


BONO: I thought he looked rather enviously at my glasses. So I slagged him off about his dress sense. But I rode in one of those ridiculously long motorcades once and he was waving to the people on the street and I said to him, "You're pretty popular around here aren't you then, Mr President?" He said, "Wasn't always so, when I first came to this town, people used to wave at me with one finger." So, he's funny.


ANDREW DENTON: How did you explain it to the band?


BONO: I'm still explaining it to the band.


ANDREW DENTON: How did you break the news?


BONO: The best way I can explain it is that over two initiatives George Bush has signed a cheque worth over 25 billion dollars for issues that I'm working on, which is really serious. 15 billion dollars on an AIDS initiative. Three years ago, four years ago, the idea that a conservative administration of the United States would pay 15 billion dollars to get anti-retro viral drugs to Africans was a preposterous idea. People laughed at me openly, Democrats and Republicans alike. He delivered for me, and Condoleezza Rice who is the person who worked that, she deserves a lot of respect for that. We've had disagreements too. I get agitated when the money isn't coming fast enough. Occasionally he'll tell me to turn it down. "I'm the President, let me finish my sentence. " Stuff like that.


ANDREW DENTON: What you share in common, of course, is faith.


BONO: Right.


ANDREW DENTON: You come from opposite ends of the world but you share faith. Is religion the way to get George Bush to listen?


BONO: He's not simplistic. People think there's a lot of fundamentalists running America. That is not true, that is a cliché. There is I think one fundamentalist in the Administration, that was John Ashcroft and he's gone. I think Bush is a Methodist. I think he has a very deep, yes, faith but he's not from what I can see a raving loony party member - we all know what they are.


http://u2_interviews.tripod.com/id266.html

Here's the Chris Martin interview from the same program. It's kind of insipid but much less toxic than Bono's.
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/enoughrope/tra ... 675852.htm

I vote Bono.

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Nina wrote:
mr.arrison wrote:PRO CMARTIN:
That "ooh ooooooooh" piano song in 6/4 with the beat is a safe bet for most weddings, especially if the couple are as white as a cracker.


The same cracker couples play The Final Countdown at the reception.

That can't be in your "PRO CMARTIN" list, mr. arrison.


there are far worse songs by U2 than that particular CP song.

But I agree.

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mr.arrison wrote:There are far worse songs by U2 than that particular CP song.


Are you...

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sure about that?

He supports the bad haircuts as well, you know.

Have I expressed proper love for Wreckless Eric at this forum yet?
Not only is he a super nice guy who loves to talk FOREVER if you happen to have him on the phone, (forever= 2-3 hours but not a single boring minute) but he also shares my disdain for the suck that is Coldplay.

Dig...

Cold Play might be a good starting point. Who the hell likes them? Personally I can't stand them and I don't know anybody else who likes them either. They must be the most self-important group that ever was. I could forgive Chris Martin for his horrible haircut, his naff trainers, his poncey clipped Oxford graduate accent, for the way he prances around holding a microphone like a closet gay handling a cock for the first time wailing into it with faux-passion, for his stupid dancing, and even for that un-shaved chic which makes him look, from a distance, as though he's been dipped in egg white and had Rice Crispies tipped over him.

I could forgive the rest of them for being tubby, nondescript and badly dressed. And as to the music - if I was going to be reasonable I'd just say it isn't my cup of tea so I don't go out of my way to listen to it - but I'm not so how about boring, grim, pretentious and contrived. I'm even prepared to tolerate the sight of Chris Martin's big square arse - a feature he shares with Tony Blair and, come to think of it, Elvis Costello. None of them can help their big square arses but it's not the kind of feature you want to see in a pop star. I suppose they all got it from sitting down a lot - writing songs, passing exams, becoming all-powerful, and generally working out how to make a lot of money and appear disgustingly clever. But Chris Martin's pomposity I find unforgivable. At Glastonbury he went through a whole routine during the obligatory acoustic part of the set explaining that, if they messed up the number they were going to play, everyone should ask Michael Eavis for a fifty pence refund on their ticket, but if they liked it they should donate fifty pence to Live 8. Cute. He went on to say that Cold Play supported Live 8, which is fair enough, but then he said: '...and anyone who doesn't is, in our opinion, a knobhead.' Well, maybe I'm a knobhead, but Chris Martin is, in my opinion, a silly cunt.

And the resemblance between Chris Martin and Tony Blair is alarming - he's like a young Tony clone. Perhaps, as a result of some Jekyll and Jekyll (or should that be Hyde and Hyde) stunt, he actually is Tony Blair. It makes perfect sense to me.


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