I searched, but was unable to find a thread on this dynamic duo. What more appropriate pairing could there be?

I would love to see a real world deathmatch between these two, but I guess the Celebrity Deathmatch will have to suffice. (must install Microsoft's Sliverlight or live in Canada to watch. wtf?)

Chris Martin - Coldplay's saturnine frontman and hilarious quote generator...

"Like millions of people in the world, I can't listen to Coldplay." CM

Bono- Pompous self-appointed world savior who parties with the Pope in his free time. Gives Chris Martin some stiff competition in the quote department...

"Our songs occupy an emotional terrain that didn't exist before our group did." Bono

Who get's the King Asshat Award from the PRF?

this is easy.

chris martin seems self-effacing & like he'd be cool with the fact that i have no need for his band.



bono vox shoulda been bono pox.

It's hard, but Bono is way worst. "Our songs occupy an emotional terrain that didn't exist before our group did."??? WTF, Bono? WTF?

Bono's at least done some reasonable charity work.

There's no escaping Bono. His self righteousness is in music, and politics. Chris Martin, compared to Bono, is a private celebrity.

It HAS to be Bono. Tax-dodging, ego-maniac cokehead cunt.

CM is only a fly on the color-spectacled turd that is Bono.

Chris Martin - yeah, whatever

Bono - i can forgive him most things (a pop star who's a smug egomaniac? how unusual) but he has an appalling history of haircuts. which innocent young people copied. he must die.

This is a tough one.

PRO BONO:
Bono's all charitable and shit.
He sang on the first U2 album, Boy, which was great as a second rate PIL or Comsat Angels ripoff with all the "weird" and "danger" removed.
Uh, that's it!

ANTI BONO:
Bono's all charitable and shit (assuming his image or name are involved)
Haircuts
Smug, Egomaniac
Parties with the Pope, Bill Gates and GW Bush
Sang on every U2 album after Boy

PRO CMARTIN:
Hmmm. He married Gwyneth Paltrow??
He's not Bono?
That "ooh ooooooooh" piano song in 6/4 with the beat is a safe bet for most weddings, especially if the couple are as white as a cracker.

ANTI CMARTIN:
Hmmm. He's in Coldplay, an "alternative" band that incorporates the most uninteresting elements of Radiohead, James and U2. The 10,000 Maniacs of this era.

Bono. What Chuck Klosterman wrote in 'IV' seemed to potray him as a bigger prick than Chris Martin