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Fuck subtlety - I wanted cock.

Like the question I found myself repeating this weekend- "Is there anything they can't jungle?" I just found myself wondering- Is there anything Rimbaud III can't cock?

That's not a bad likeness, I must say.

Tommy Alpha wrote:Is there anything Rimbaud III can't cock?

The man could cock a cock.

that's how you cock, Rimbaud III. that's how you cock.

Dr. Venkman wrote:

Skronk wrote:Masturbating at work, pretty much crap. It's hardly the atmosphere to rub one out, but doing it while you're on the clock, a definite not crap.

I knew you were the one crap vote, you fucking pussy.

I voted not crap, Sunshine.

I used to work at a place that overlooked a topless-allowed beach in California. The bathroom was one stall and one urinal and had a lock on the door. The windows were such that you could look down at the beach but they couldn't see you.

My record for one shift was three times. I know for a fact that this is not the all-time record.

I used to have a favorite toilet to poop in here at work, real secluded. I stopped using it after I saw someone had freshly glazed the seat once.

I'm gonna give an NC but I could never do it personally.

I had sex at work years ago when I worked in retail but I think that was fair enough because I was on a break.

I never have, but give it a hearty Not Crap.

One summer my girlfriend and I both were janitors at a huge middle school. Oh, the debauchery.

Well...I mean, sometimes you kinda have to, or at least you should, depending on the job's stress level and whether or not you have to work around hot girls who you don't want to put yourself in some form of awkward drama with.

Hmm...I dunn0. This kinda relates:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0ofkC6rmuo&feature=related