Tell us about the second person you ever had sex with

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Marsupialized wrote:That's it, I'm off fucking for good. That story just killed it.


Man, if only you could hear the full version, with the rest of my conquests. You'd probably castrate yourself by the time I reached the age of 22 and was sleeping with the married Australian who's wife was back at home undergoing IVF to impregnate herself.

There's also my ex-husband, whom I've covered on in the piss drinking thread.
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."

-Gustave Flaubert

Tell us about the second person you ever had sex with

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My second girlfriend was actually the punk beatnik chick. Unlike the first girl, she had no weird hangups about sex. She was exactly what I needed at that time in my life. Several years older than me, decent taste in music, really patient and generous.

Sexually, she taught me a lot. We were into experimenting with different positions, doing it outdoors and in public places, even weird places like cemeteries and deserted construction sites. We even did it once in a church confessional booth.

We dated for like a year, broke up, then about a year later after I moved to Chicago we got together again for a couple months.

One thing that really bothered her about me was that I enjoyed smoking weed, She had issues with the use of marijuana and cocaine, which seemed hypocritical to me because I knew for a fact that some of her good friends used heroin occasionally and I'd even witnessed one of them smoking freebase coke at a party. She even admitted that she knew about their drug habits but she didn't want her boyfriend being a 'pot head', so we broke up.

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