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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:18 pm
by Cranius_Archive
Rotten Tanx wrote:Oh and other bands from here include UB40, Napalm Death, Duran Duran and 50% of Led Zeppelin (Bonham and Plant). And Bitty McLean.
And Judas Priest, Steve Winwood, Joan Armatrading, and Steel Pulse.
(and Musical Youth)
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:39 pm
by Rotten Tanx_Archive
kerble wrote:Russell Tanx wrote:UB40
Hey, I never said I was proud.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:53 am
by terikeiser_Archive
"I could have sworn you were "Medicating"...aren't you in the program?"
My office is above a methadone clinic. I get this a lot when I don't get off the elevator with the junkies.
junkies love me...
me and smack
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:09 am
by Christopher_Dragon_Archive
terikeiser wrote:junkies love me...
me and smack
It could be worse.
Junkies could love smacking you.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:39 am
by honeyisfunny_Archive
I just re-read this thread and it's hilarious.
I have used one chat up line in my life. I went to see acid mothers temple play and they were rubbish so me and my friend Neil got spanked on Long Island Iced Tea and by the end I was carrying him around like a monkey with some other guy. When I looked up the other guy was wearing a wizards hat and a yellow dungaree/shorts outfit. It was Julian Cope.
Anyway, it was pretty weird.
As we were about to leave I decided, partly out of a bet, to approach a young lady.
I did so and the only thing I could think of to say was
"I am sorry I am so drunk"
she replied
"You're drunk?"
to which I replied
"Yeah!! I'd never talk to someone like you if I weren't"
which was supposed to be a compliment but now I see it might not have been quite so clear cut.
I was with her for 3 years. There's a lot to be said for a little (dutch) courage.
and, to go back on a previous message, if anyone ever got laid by owning a Travis Bean then my old band would've been knee deep in 'action'. I can assure you, we weren't. Ditto for Dave Stockwell of Nottingham.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:08 am
by gjhardwick_Archive
sometimes, just sometimes, my natural charm and good looks are all i need to impress the ladies.
other times, a lot of alcohol (also supplied to the other person) goes a long way to help too
can't say my Bean has brought me any 'luck' either
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:01 am
by beauxknee_Archive
I had a bizarre spell of shagging people after telling them I'd got an STI. How the fuck does that work?
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:17 pm
by emmanuelle cunt_Archive
friend's of mine real life pick up line "so i heard you threw up big time last time you were here". didn't score.
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:41 am
by Chapter Two_Archive
Somehow, and it was quite unintentional (conciously), I ended up with someone for four years after this little exchange:
Me: So what's you Chinese horoscope?
Her: I'm a snake. What are you?
Me: I'm a rat.
Her: Right.
Me. Snakes eat rats, don't they?
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:55 am
by simmo_Archive
Am I the only one who just gets really drunk and says bashfully, "Errr, I think you're really cute, errr" and then closes his eyes and hopes for a kiss and not a sneer or a slap? You guys all have way too much technique.