The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:50 pm
Redneck chatspeak? Oh lord.
lemur68 wrote:ROWDY MUSICIANS WANTED FER ASS-WHUPPIN THROW-BACK COUNTRY BAND
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Date: 2007-11-11, 9:38PM EST
Ah play everthin from old mountain music ta shitty bluegrass ta Hank Williams, som other weird shit 'n air tew, a few 'riginals. Ah'ma lookin' fer a banjer picker, preferably clawhammer, someone to whup on mah washtub bass, and fiddle player. Will also accept auditions from mandolin players, autoharpists, and lumberjacks. Effn yew kin play at-ther E-lectirk gitar, 'at's a plus. Applicants should be hard drinkers; Ah jist finished a solo Ter uvva Hole Damn Country, 'n now Ah wanna play wit' some others. As Ah'm tellin' folks thet Ah'm Country Music Legend, yew otta be ready to go as fer as possybull...weekly shows, mebbe weekly whuppin' sessions. Effn this sounds gud ta yew but yew play sum udder instrayment, email me anyway. Ah'm blessed with an open mind...
here's mah Myspace, take it er leave it: myspace.com/davidslewiscountrymusiclegend
(by the by: yew don't hafta be good. much more important that yer rowdy, n half crazy er better. females what kin harmonize, er anyone what kin harmonize fer thet matter, also a plus.)
Marsupialized wrote:call me your little fatty - w4m - 21
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Reply to: pers-480616066@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-16, 9:46AM CST
I'm d&d free student looking for something...different.
lemur68 wrote:ROWDY MUSICIANS WANTED FER ASS-WHUPPIN THROW-BACK COUNTRY BAND
Click here 'n go look at aller shet yew kin buy with Mah face on't...panty thongers, tree ormanents, maternty blouses, dog shirts, shet...tell me what you think on't, tew, so I kin change anything truly offensive fer Ah git sued er boycottered.
Arson Smith wrote:P.S. to Marsupialized - WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PICTURE?
lemur68 wrote:ROWDY MUSICIANS WANTED FER ASS-WHUPPIN THROW-BACK COUNTRY BAND
Reply to: [redacted]
Date: 2007-11-11, 9:38PM EST
Ah play everthin from old mountain music ta shitty bluegrass ta Hank Williams, som other weird shit 'n air tew, a few 'riginals. Ah'ma lookin' fer a banjer picker, preferably clawhammer, someone to whup on mah washtub bass, and fiddle player. Will also accept auditions from mandolin players, autoharpists, and lumberjacks. Effn yew kin play at-ther E-lectirk gitar, 'at's a plus. Applicants should be hard drinkers; Ah jist finished a solo Ter uvva Hole Damn Country, 'n now Ah wanna play wit' some others. As Ah'm tellin' folks thet Ah'm Country Music Legend, yew otta be ready to go as fer as possybull...weekly shows, mebbe weekly whuppin' sessions. Effn this sounds gud ta yew but yew play sum udder instrayment, email me anyway. Ah'm blessed with an open mind...
here's mah Myspace, take it er leave it: myspace.com/davidslewiscountrymusiclegend
(by the by: yew don't hafta be good. much more important that yer rowdy, n half crazy er better. females what kin harmonize, er anyone what kin harmonize fer thet matter, also a plus.)
benadrian wrote:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/msg/485740459.html
"Didgeridoo Professional Quality - $1950 (santa cruz)
Reply to: sale-485740459@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-21, 11:12AM PST
Authentic instrument from N.E. Arnhem Land, Australia by one of the most celebrated masters.
I am selling a few pieces from my private collection. You may contact me if you would like to see the others.
This didj is an old, solid, heavy piece that literally seems to purr. This is an incredible instrument for a serious collector or performer.
Artist: Djalu Gurruwiwi
Maker: Djalu Gurruwiwi
Painting: Dhatam
Waterlily
Mouthpiece: 2 inches
Bell: 6 inches
Length: 62 inches
Key: F
Price: $1,950 cash
Call Nolan at (831) 688-3158 to see this instrument in person. We are located in Seacliff Beach in Aptos. Cash only.
or you can reach me by e-mail nolan@solarmetro.com "
Ben Adrian