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Pickup Lines
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:11 am
by Loretta_Archive
Rotten Tanx wrote:Oh and other bands from here include UB40, Napalm Death, Duran Duran and 50% of Led Zeppelin (Bonham and Plant). And Bitty McLean.
hey. lets not forget neds atomic dustbin, pop will eat itself and the wonder stuff
Pickup Lines
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:13 am
by Chapter Two_Archive
Loretta wrote:Rotten Tanx wrote:Oh and other bands from here include UB40, Napalm Death, Duran Duran and 50% of Led Zeppelin (Bonham and Plant). And Bitty McLean.
hey. lets not forget neds atomic dustbin, pop will eat itself and the wonder stuff
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Pickup Lines
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:18 am
by akinks_Archive
rachael wrote:
"I like your pants."
I had "Nice cords!" tried on me. I think I was too drunk to notice it was a pick up line.
Pickup Lines
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:28 am
by buzzsaw_Archive
I always say:
"do you want me to fuck you now or after I kill you?"
if they laugh they are mine forever.
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:49 pm
by jevat_Archive
buzzsaw,
so, if the above is true, i assume that only one girl ever laughed at that line?
anyway, my personal favourite of all pick-up lines runs thus:
"so, you wanna come over to my place? we can take my car...you know the porsche out front? i'm the pinto parked right next to it."
vy73s, jet.
Pickup Lines
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:16 pm
by mrarrison_Archive
"Wow. You look like someone lit your face on fire and then put it out with an icepick!"
Pickup Lines
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:00 pm
by Sebastian J_Archive
bump
Pickup Lines
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:27 pm
by Skronk_Archive
MajorEverettMiller wrote:On the first night of X-mas break in college, my friend Chris and I went to our favorite dive for a lovely evening of hardcore drinking. After a few beers and whiskey shots, he saw a pretty lady out of the corner of his eye.
"Oh man, she's so hot. I've gotta get her number."
"Go for it; I'll save our seats."
"...Nah, fuck it."
We continue drinking and he continues pining over this girl. I said, "Make your move or shut the fuck up." He agreed to approach her, but only if I went with him in case things got bad.
"Okay, fine. Let's have one more shot."
Two Bushmills, down the hatch. Let's go.
Chris walks straight up to her and taps her on the shoulder.
"Hi, my name is Chris. I think my dick would look awesome in your throat."
She laughed, slapped him and bought him a drink.
They ended up dating for nearly a year.
She said later that she respected his courage.
That's the best love story I've ever heard.
Pickup Lines
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:15 am
by fraser_Archive
i just heard a good line...
"would you like to go halfers on a bastard?"
Pickup Lines
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:41 pm
by Braden_Archive
A guy I know told me he had heard this line once and decided to use it one night at the bar, just for a laugh. While he was chatting away with this girl with his buddy standing next to him, he quickly changes the subject, and says "Soooo, you wanna do both of us?" The girls replies with, "Let me grab my coat." The three of them headed out, but once they were finally getting things going he realized that he never really intened on it actually happening and couldn't go through with it. Pissed off his friend though!
