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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:56 am
by geiginni_Archive
geiginni wrote:benadrian wrote:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/msg/485740459.html
"Didgeridoo Professional Quality - $1950 (santa cruz)
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sale-485740459@craigslist.orgDate: 2007-11-21, 11:12AM PST
Authentic instrument from N.E. Arnhem Land, Australia by one of the most celebrated masters.
I am selling a few pieces from my private collection. You may contact me if you would like to see the others.
This didj is an old, solid, heavy piece that literally seems to purr. This is an incredible instrument for a serious collector or performer.
Artist: Djalu Gurruwiwi
Maker: Djalu Gurruwiwi
Painting: Dhatam
Waterlily
Mouthpiece: 2 inches
Bell: 6 inches
Length: 62 inches
Key: F
Price: $1,950 cash
Call Nolan at (831) 688-3158 to see this instrument in person. We are located in Seacliff Beach in Aptos. Cash only.
or you can reach me by e-mail
nolan@solarmetro.com "
Ben Adrian
Professional Quality?!! Where are all these "professional" players to be found? Session didgeridooists? Making a salary plus scale? Comon!
"I'm the First Principal Didgeridooist for the Santa Cruz Drum Circle and Stoner Consort, and ONLY a fine professional quality didgeridoo will meet my exacting performance requirements"
I think a $5 length of PVC pipe could do the same thing!
I also really enjoy that it's noted to be in the key of 'F'. Lest you mistakenly buy this thinking you might perform Baked Bob Starflower's "Double Concerto for Didgeridoo and Djembe in A-major" only to find that horror of horrors,
your didgeridoo is a in the wrong key!!!
Can the didgeridoo even play a natural harmonic series?
The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:00 am
by Andy_Archive
geiginni wrote:Can the didgeridoo even play a natural harmonic series?
Yeah, and you keep your weed in it.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:31 am
by that damned fly_Archive
otisroom wrote:that damned fly wrote:steve wrote:My band guy friends and I sometimes speak of the "potato bass," meaning a lump of exotic wood that's shaped like a potato or a Klingon edged weapon, bearing at least 6 strings. The typical potato bass is some garish color and has a fretboard as wide as a skateboard deck.
This is a perfect specimen of a potato bass.
perfect term. potato bass. gross.
I've heard them called "coffee table" basses as well.
i see so many of these things at my job.
all in "experimental jazz" bands.
that means turds with stupid expensive guitars playing them through stupid expensive effects through stupid expensive amps.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:41 am
by Benny_Archive
and sounding like shit, right?
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:41 am
by Marsupialized_Archive
knock me out and fuck me! - w4m - 21
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Reply to: pers-486271605@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-22, 4:32AM CST
husbands fantasy is to watch me get fucked by a hung man over 50. You must provide whatever it is to knock me out (I dont want to remember getting fucked) and let my husband watch. You will wear a condom and you can cum on my body anyplace you want. Just fuck me hard and long (more than 5 minutes). I work out everyday.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 486271605
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:12 pm
by world of pee_Archive
that one is just plain disturbing. going a little far to humor the husband if she doesn't even want to remember it...
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:14 pm
by Andy_Archive
Unless the not remembering it, and only being told about it later by the husband, is part of the attraction.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:23 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:husbands fantasy is to watch me get fucked by a hung man over 50. You must provide whatever it is to knock me out
I rekkin this'll work just fine
The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:07 pm
by kerble_Archive
Looking for a very old/ vintage Line 6 amp.
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sale-487473091@craigslist.orgDate: 2007-11-23, 7:13PM CST
I am looking for a vintage a very early like one of the first made Line 6 amps. If you have a one your willing to sell and make a deal. It will be much appreciated. Contact me at
Anthony.Zanger08@gmail.com
couldn't you just use one of the new Line 6 amps to model one of the vintage Line 6 amps?
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:15 pm
by Boombats_Archive
kerble wrote:Looking for a very old/ vintage Line 6 amp.
Reply to:
sale-487473091@craigslist.orgDate: 2007-11-23, 7:13PM CST
I am looking for a vintage a very early like one of the first made Line 6 amps. If you have a one your willing to sell and make a deal. It will be much appreciated. Contact me at
Anthony.Zanger08@gmail.com
couldn't you just use one of the new Line 6 amps to model one of the vintage Line 6 amps?
Kerble I am missing you! This is funny BTW
