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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:45 am
by FuzzBob_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:'You know if you got your nose fixed, you'd be pretty cute'
An ex-coworker of mine was actually hit on by an awkward plastic surgeon who used that line. In earnest. I'm not kidding.
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:26 am
by Colonel Panic_Archive
"Man, it sure is hot in here, isn't it? Hey...you know, for a fat chick, you don't sweat too much."
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:55 am
by juice_Archive
"You know, my Dick played the lead role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang."
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:12 am
by Isabelle Gall_Archive
lemur68 wrote:You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if i touch it? and see if its soft
?
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:35 am
by chopjob_Archive
"Hey, sugar, I'd like to make that aspartame."
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:50 am
by Enola Gaiety_Archive
"Hey baby, my dick's feeling extra-long tonight."
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:12 pm
by Skronk_Archive
Bumping this for the laughs.
"Are those space pants, 'cause your ass is out of this world!"
"Do you want to see something swell?"
edit: "Do you like Right Said Fred?"
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:20 pm
by slowriot_Archive
i made the mistake of thinking it would be smooth to ask a girl whether or not i made her vagina moist. i thought it would show off my strong, masculine, "knows what he wants" attitude.
unfortunately, i forgot about my sometimes random bouts of oral dyslexia, and i got right up in her ear and whispered, "do i make your magina voist?"
ended well, but still...that was fucking embarrassing.
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:22 pm
by burun_Archive
slowriot wrote:i made the mistake of thinking it would be smooth to ask a girl whether or not i made her vagina moist. i thought it would show off my strong, masculine, "knows what he wants" attitude.
unfortunately, i forgot about my sometimes random bouts of oral dyslexia, and i got right up in her ear and whispered, "do i make your mangina voist?"
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:33 pm
by burun_Archive
ERawk wrote:slowriot wrote:i made the mistake of thinking it would be smooth to ask a girl whether or not i made her vagina moist. i thought it would show off my strong, masculine, "knows what he wants" attitude.
Are you serious?
I don't know him very well, but I'd say he's not serious.