Marsupialized wrote:Nina wrote:Marsupialized wrote:Nina wrote:Marsupialized wrote:Nina wrote:Oh god, the loathed Coachella fest.
You do realize that it's not just a little put to Vancouver from San Diego, don't you? That's a long ass motherfucking drive, no?
I know we are catching aride on a ship for part of it, it's a whole adventure
Have a good adventure!
Enjoy Coachella...in the ...dirt...with all the...kids..and $8 bottles of water. Did I mention the dirt?
Ahh, yes, I see I did. At least it's not hot this year.
Coachella is not even a sure thing, actually.
See it's my aniversery and I planned this adventure but I haven't told my sexy wife about it yet I told her to meet me at the airport and that we are going SOMEWHERE. I have several different options as to what we can do. We are stopping in San Diego first so Coachella is an option. Maybe we'll jus go to tijuana or the zoo for the day instead who knows.
vancouver will degfinaely be included so it's just a matter of what to do inbetween. I booked us on a ship from LA to vancouver so that's probably gonna happen unless something real awesome pops up while down there.
If you go to TJ, I can tell you where to find the donkey show, If that's you and your sexy wife's kind of thing.
come with us! that's our kind of thing
My Dear Marsup,
As I would like to wish you and your sexy wife a very happy anniversary and all, I'm afraid that my wishes don't include sexin down with the two of you on your exciting 'venture to the land of the sun.
I can offer my services in the following wasy...
1. Point you to all of the sexin you may be after, over the border that we share with our Mexican friends
2. Give you a couple of pointers about where to score some prescription drugs without a script (I believe Viagra is obtainable, if that's your game)
3. Suggest a couple of things so you do not get killed or jailed while in TJ, (although they may or may not work depending on the mood of the official who stops you and how much money you have to give him)
4. Tell you where to go to see a bullfight or dog races
5. Tell you where you will find your beloved some roller derby action in L.A. (This will make her hot, I'm sure)
6. Give you directions to a couple of dungeons in L.A. where you can have your mutual asses caned etc. (This will make you hot, I'm sure)
7. Wish you a very happy anniversary and give full credit to your sexy wife for putting up with you and your freakishly weird obsession with the cocos for however long you and your sexy wife have been married.
Here's wishing you and your sexy hot multilingual wife many more years of wedded bliss... Salut!
Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced. T. Mckenna