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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:49 pm
by slowriot_Archive
what am i, some kind of asshole?
thank you burun.
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:51 pm
by eephour_Archive
"Why do you keep looking at me?"
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:45 pm
by kazoozak_Archive
slowriot wrote:unfortunately, i forgot about my sometimes random bouts of oral dyslexia, and i got right up in her ear and whispered, "do i make your magina voist?"
I literally laughed out loud upon reading this. Salut! The very fact that you decided to actually ask the original question shows some kind of foolhardy badassitude that I'm not sure I would ever use but which I nevertheless respect.
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:00 am
by alandeus_Archive
Who wants to sex Mutombo?
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:47 am
by Rimbaud III_Archive
I promise you, I am *not* a rapist.
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:53 am
by jimmy spako_Archive
slowriot wrote:unfortunately, i forgot about my sometimes random bouts of oral dyslexia, and i got right up in her ear and whispered, "do i make your magina voist?"
ended well, but still...that was fucking embarrassing.
still way better than "do i make your wussy pet?"
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:19 pm
by chopjob_Archive
Your "Ad" On This "Bench" [telephone number]
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:29 pm
by itchy mcgoo_Archive
Last week, there was a dude waiting outside of my work when I returned from the bank.
He said, "You work here, I've been watching you. I want to take you to lunch."
The next move way, way worse, but "I've been watching you"? Dude, NO.
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:29 pm
by Kayte R.
"I have alnico 498t's - how about you?"
Get it... pickup lines...? Ah nevermind.
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:24 pm
by noise&light
Was at a math rock show ages ago and was one of 13 lucky people in attendance. Was talking to this guy that I liked who noted, "hey, you're the only woman here. You could have your pick of all these guys."
I said, "that's why I'm talking to you."
It worked. I need to be bold more often.