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Marsupialized wrote:Doublebass Flavor, I wonder what that jelly bean would taste like

Musty cock and balls?

I work for a Mortgage Company, that means I know what it takes to succeed.

Somebody please tell me what the hell this is supposed to mean. I've been thinking about this for like 10 minutes now and I honestly have no idea. What does working for a mortgage company have to do with knowing how to succeed?

Colonel Panic wrote:

I work for a Mortgage Company, that means I know what it takes to succeed.

Somebody please tell me what the hell this is supposed to mean. I've been thinking about this for like 10 minutes now and I honestly have no idea. What does working for a mortgage company have to do with knowing how to succeed?

I work at a mortgage company and if this is succeding then please shoot me.

j_harvey wrote:

IS Your Band Is Worth My Money..Get Signed NOW I am looking to invest

I will upon signing immediately invest and schedule a minimum of a 10 city tour for your band with all expenses related to business to be paid by myself.

10 cities? Holy fuck.

I can see how a member of Dianogah would be surprised by this. Of course I'm just busting your balls.

johnnyemphysema wrote:

j_harvey wrote:

IS Your Band Is Worth My Money..Get Signed NOW I am looking to invest

I will upon signing immediately invest and schedule a minimum of a 10 city tour for your band with all expenses related to business to be paid by myself.

10 cities? Holy fuck.

I can see how a member of Dianogah would be surprised by this. Of course I'm just busting your balls.

What we lack in frequency we make up for in longevity.

Marsupialized wrote:Doublebass Flavor, I wonder what that jelly bean would taste like

It starts off tasting like hubris, but the aftertaste is pure shame.

j_harvey wrote:

johnnyemphysema wrote:

j_harvey wrote:

IS Your Band Is Worth My Money..Get Signed NOW I am looking to invest

I will upon signing immediately invest and schedule a minimum of a 10 city tour for your band with all expenses related to business to be paid by myself.

10 cities? Holy fuck.

I can see how a member of Dianogah would be surprised by this. Of course I'm just busting your balls.

What we lack in frequency we make up for in longevity.

I said it to you before and I'll say it again I love the graph of your touring frequency on the website. By the way do you guys have a release date as of yet or is the draconian order that is Dianogah keeping that under wraps.

j_harvey wrote:

johnnyemphysema wrote:

j_harvey wrote:

IS Your Band Is Worth My Money..Get Signed NOW I am looking to invest

I will upon signing immediately invest and schedule a minimum of a 10 city tour for your band with all expenses related to business to be paid by myself.

10 cities? Holy fuck.

I can see how a member of Dianogah would be surprised by this. Of course I'm just busting your balls.

What we lack in frequency we make up for in longevity.

07.21.02
Columbus, OH at Bernie's
with Ampline and Handshake

I was there for that.

10.20.07
Madison, WI at Corral Room
with Bottomless Pit

I was there for that one.

johnnyemphysema wrote:I said it to you before and I'll say it again I love the graph of your touring frequency on the website. By the way do you guys have a release date as of yet or is the draconian order that is Dianogah keeping that under wraps.

Tentaively the end of April for the UK and middle of May for US. It's 100% done and mastered...just trying to iron out our touring plans first.

That graph is arching upward. Two shows in 05. Four shows in 06. Six shows in 07. By 09 we should hit magic number 10!