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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:27 pm
by itchy mcgoo_Archive
Dayam, ma'am!

You are made of a braver stock than I.

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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:30 pm
by noise&light
itchy mcgoo wrote:Dayam, ma'am!

You are made of a braver stock than I.


Doesn't happen often but perhaps it should.

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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:34 pm
by dontfeartheringo_Archive
noise&light wrote:Was at a math rock show ages ago and was one of 13 lucky people in attendance. Was talking to this guy that I liked who noted, "hey, you're the only woman here. You could have your pick of all these guys."

I said, "that's why I'm talking to you."

It worked. I need to be bold more often.


I would have been powerless to resist this.

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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:42 pm
by noise&light
dontfeartheringo wrote:
noise&light wrote:Was at a math rock show ages ago and was one of 13 lucky people in attendance. Was talking to this guy that I liked who noted, "hey, you're the only woman here. You could have your pick of all these guys."

I said, "that's why I'm talking to you."

It worked. I need to be bold more often.


I would have been powerless to resist this.


Awesome.

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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:45 pm
by Skronk_Archive
noise&light wrote:Was at a math rock show ages ago and was one of 13 lucky people in attendance. Was talking to this guy that I liked who noted, "hey, you're the only woman here. You could have your pick of all these guys."

I said, "that's why I'm talking to you."

It worked. I need to be bold more often.


That's the greatest line ever.

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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:45 pm
by burun_Archive
noise&light wrote:Was at a math rock show ages ago and was one of 13 lucky people in attendance. Was talking to this guy that I liked who noted, "hey, you're the only woman here. You could have your pick of all these guys."

I said, "that's why I'm talking to you."

It worked. I need to be bold more often.

Goddamn, woman, I need to be more like you.

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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:07 pm
by andyman_Archive
itchy mcgoo wrote:The next move way, way worse


You're not gonna leave me in the lurch are you?*







*Actually a pickup line

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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:13 pm
by tmidgett_Archive
noise&light wrote:Was at a math rock show ages ago and was one of 13 lucky people in attendance. Was talking to this guy that I liked who noted, "hey, you're the only woman here. You could have your pick of all these guys."

I said, "that's why I'm talking to you."

It worked. I need to be bold more often.


Flatter most guys, and it's over. That is really all it takes, for 90% of the men I know.

What's impressive is that you saw the door was open and walked through it. That line has 'shit, I should've said...' written all over it.

I do think relating to women as they relate to each other is a good general practice for men. Probably it translates into reasonable luck in the picking-up area. Unless you get into best-friend territory, which means certain failure.

The collar douche's 'I have a shirt exactly like that' is a good, humorous example from a few pages back. And the failure of anything remotely stalker-like is a good counterexample.

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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:14 pm
by jimmy spako_Archive
noise&light wrote:
dontfeartheringo wrote:
noise&light wrote:Was at a math rock show ages ago and was one of 13 lucky people in attendance. Was talking to this guy that I liked who noted, "hey, you're the only woman here. You could have your pick of all these guys."

I said, "that's why I'm talking to you."

It worked. I need to be bold more often.


I would have been powerless to resist this.


Awesome.



not to pile on, but that one is sweet. because it's without artifice, just real sincere.

that'd make my day.

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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:17 pm
by Steve V_Archive
Yeah. That would have been it for me too.

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