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The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:27 pm
by otisroom_Archive
wanted bass trade for snakes

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/wan/513784605.html

I bet there's some snake lovers around here.

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:50 pm
by benadrian_Archive
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/muc/521133112.html

Guitarist Seeks to form Powerful Rock Band (albany / el cerrito)
Date: 2007-12-27, 5:58PM PST


Ladies and Gentlemen,

by power I mean the ability to control the emotions within your instrument from delicate spider web to crushing sledgehammer, and elevating the audiences emotional and spacial awareness. I would ideally like to form a group with many facets and influences..the closest thing I can think of is Godspeed Y.B.E! meets Tool and King Crimson fused into a band of sound architects. It sounds like a heavy notion and it is...I hope that some other like minds might respond to this.

All instruments/orchestration will be considered. We need a core that could possibly expand into a collective of sorts. I have gear and transportation. I am not a flake but quite serious when it comes to The Art. I play heavy and light with various tonalities...


Some influences of mine: dreamy melting sounds, bone crushingly heavy parts, rhythmic alchemy, melodic power, tonal/atonal experiment pieces, landscape dramas revealed in waves of sound...we can also talk bands if you're interested.


Sincerly;
Travis Kaijen

I've included some Chinese paintings for your viewing pleasure; my playing is coming from a Zen sphere right now, looking for complementing energies...

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:18 pm
by Arson Smith_Archive
Travis Kaijen wrote:I am not a flake but quite serious when it comes to The Art.

...

I've included some Chinese paintings for your viewing pleasure; my playing is coming from a Zen sphere right now, looking for complementing energies...

SO GREAT.

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:59 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
I Must warn you NSFW
But Jesus Christ

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/522213689.html

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:01 pm
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:I Must warn you NSFW
But Jesus Christ

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/522213689.html
Can you say Photoshop?

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:06 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:I Must warn you NSFW
But Jesus Christ

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/522213689.html
Can you say Photoshop?


I thought so too, but he's wanting to meet chicks...don't you think it'd be a little awkward when she comes over and he takes out a regular sized wang?

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:06 pm
by barndog_Archive
benadrian wrote:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/muc/521133112.html

Guitarist Seeks to form Powerful Rock Band (albany / el cerrito)
Date: 2007-12-27, 5:58PM PST


Ladies and Gentlemen,

by power I mean the ability to control the emotions within your instrument from delicate spider web to crushing sledgehammer, and elevating the audiences emotional and spacial awareness. I would ideally like to form a group with many facets and influences..the closest thing I can think of is Godspeed Y.B.E! meets Tool and King Crimson fused into a band of sound architects. It sounds like a heavy notion and it is...I hope that some other like minds might respond to this.

All instruments/orchestration will be considered. We need a core that could possibly expand into a collective of sorts. I have gear and transportation. I am not a flake but quite serious when it comes to The Art. I play heavy and light with various tonalities...


Some influences of mine: dreamy melting sounds, bone crushingly heavy parts, rhythmic alchemy, melodic power, tonal/atonal experiment pieces, landscape dramas revealed in waves of sound...we can also talk bands if you're interested.


Sincerly;
Travis Kaijen

I've included some Chinese paintings for your viewing pleasure; my playing is coming from a Zen sphere right now, looking for complementing energies...

It's pretty sad when Billy Corgan has to resort to using fake names in order to get people to answer his ads.

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:07 pm
by barndog_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:I Must warn you NSFW
But Jesus Christ

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/522213689.html
Can you say Photoshop?


I thought so too, but he's wanting to meet chicks...don't you think it'd be a little awkward when she comes over and he takes out a regular sized wang?

All he has to do is get them there. Guy probably has a couple of chiweenie puppies to seal the deal.

Edit:
Image


awwww

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:43 pm
by that damned fly_Archive

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:53 pm
by Boombats_Archive
that damned fly wrote:http://richmond.craigslist.org/muc/522212140.html


douchey keyboard player wrote:"been compared to Elton John and Jerry lee lewis what a mix lol"


So he's a gay pedophile into incest?








Image


Hmm, I guess he is.