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The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:11 pm
by night_tools_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:I Must warn you NSFW
But Jesus Christ

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/522213689.html


'Cock like a stallion, and an iron will'.




(oh come on...somebody had to...)

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:04 am
by a-mat_Archive
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/zip/524045758.html

Does the stench of yuppies overwhelm you? Does the bitter aroma of fair trade organic coffee mingling with freshly Nixwaxed Arc'teryx make you want to hurl? Does the noxious odor of triple creme brie clog your sinuses like so many blue Priuses in the Trader Joe's parking lot?
For you, the jaded Seattleite, a bonafide, possibly useful gasmask that has been lightly seasoned in the desert sun while doing the kind of hard labor that none of your dotcom coworkers will ever experience. The faceplate has been yellowed by the sun meaning you will never notice another KEXP bumper sticker again. A drinking port allows you to drink directly from your flask without having to breathe the same air that Ken Schram does. Microphone attachment is NOT bluetooth compliant. You will need to supply your own new filters to reap the benefits of this mask, or you can go filterless if you're truly hardcore.

It's cheaper than moving.

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:37 am
by benadrian_Archive
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/muc/524641770.html

astro-shamanic experimental rock
Reply to: verdarluz@gmail.com
Date: 2007-12-31, 3:53PM PST


Friends -
29 year old guitarist, Indian Sarodist, video/photographer: seeking other mature artists/healers on the path who wish to awaken audiences with epic, transformational rock and multimedia prayerformance - serious musicians who want to commit a good chunk of spacetime to this project.
Most influenced by crescendo rock, dramatic composers, central asian dreamworlds, transcendent cinema, esoteric wisdom, and the desire to heal and teach thru the languages of shamanism, astrology, and myth.
Bands - Godspeed You Black Emperor, Mono, Sigur Ros, Tool, Pink Floyd, Russian Circles, A Silver Mt. Zion, Dead Can Dance, Vas, Azam Ali, Rage Against the Machine, Isis, Red Sparowes, Explosions in the Sky, M83, Slowdive, The Drift, Do Make Say Think, old Sunny Day Real Estate
Composers - Arvo Part, Gorecki, Hans Zimmer, Mychael Danna, Clint Mansell
Indian Music - Ali Akhbar Khan, Ravi Shankar, Zakir Hussein
Movies - Pi, Waking Life, The Fountain, Baraka, Koyanisqaatsi, Ashes and Snow

Open to all musical instruments and experimental possibilities - from strings to trumpets with effects, from tweaky pianos to tabla, from math rock time signatures to oceanic drones - let's just compose universes with the toys we share..

Seeking fellow ambassadors of ascension to co-create albums of glory, performances of splendour, and consciousness shift into 2012 and Beyond

I am currently located in the Bay Area, and have lived in Portland, Or for the last four years. I would want to locate this project in either of these places, and am also considering Boulder, Co.

EnLightEnter

Music - myspace.com/amritzaba
Tribe.net - VerDarLuz

VerDarLuz

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:02 pm
by otisroom_Archive
prayerformance!

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:04 pm
by Ty Webb_Archive
I want that person to suffer a debilitating venereal disease.

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:23 pm
by Verbs and Nouns_Archive
benadrian wrote:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/muc/524641770.html

astro-shamanic experimental rock
Reply to: verdarluz@gmail.com
Date: 2007-12-31, 3:53PM PST


Friends -
29 year old guitarist, Indian Sarodist, video/photographer: seeking other mature artists/healers on the path who wish to awaken audiences with epic, transformational rock and multimedia prayerformance - serious musicians who want to commit a good chunk of spacetime to this project.
Most influenced by crescendo rock, dramatic composers, central asian dreamworlds, transcendent cinema, esoteric wisdom, and the desire to heal and teach thru the languages of shamanism, astrology, and myth.
Bands - Godspeed You Black Emperor, Mono, Sigur Ros, Tool, Pink Floyd, Russian Circles, A Silver Mt. Zion, Dead Can Dance, Vas, Azam Ali, Rage Against the Machine, Isis, Red Sparowes, Explosions in the Sky, M83, Slowdive, The Drift, Do Make Say Think, old Sunny Day Real Estate
Composers - Arvo Part, Gorecki, Hans Zimmer, Mychael Danna, Clint Mansell
Indian Music - Ali Akhbar Khan, Ravi Shankar, Zakir Hussein
Movies - Pi, Waking Life, The Fountain, Baraka, Koyanisqaatsi, Ashes and Snow

Open to all musical instruments and experimental possibilities - from strings to trumpets with effects, from tweaky pianos to tabla, from math rock time signatures to oceanic drones - let's just compose universes with the toys we share..

Seeking fellow ambassadors of ascension to co-create albums of glory, performances of splendour, and consciousness shift into 2012 and Beyond

I am currently located in the Bay Area, and have lived in Portland, Or for the last four years. I would want to locate this project in either of these places, and am also considering Boulder, Co.

EnLightEnter

Music - myspace.com/amritzaba
Tribe.net - VerDarLuz

VerDarLuz

Why do people have to be so crap?

How about just saying "Looking to start an band with these influences: Godspeed You Black Emperor, Mono, Sigur Ros, Tool, Pink Floyd, Russian Circles, A Silver Mt. Zion, Dead Can Dance, Vas, Azam Ali, Rage Against the Machine, Isis, Red Sparowes, Explosions in the Sky, M83, Slowdive, The Drift, Do Make Say Think, old Sunny Day Real Estate. Open to all musical instruments and experimental possibilities " or is that too easy?

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:56 pm
by lemur68_Archive
JASMIN FROM TAMPA=RIP OFF HOAR!!!!!!! - w4m
Reply to: pers-518255401@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-23, 11:53PM EST


NOT EVEN OUR CITY!!!!!!WHAT A LYING HOAR BITCH!!!!!!!!

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:42 pm
by Ekkssvvppllott
Why would anyone let it be known that Pi's his favorite movie if he didn't have to?

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:29 pm
by skatingbasser_Archive

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:37 pm
by benadrian_Archive
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/msg/532132841.html

Handmade electric guitar... VERY metal!

Date: 2008-01-08, 1:23AM PST

If you are looking for a guitar that NO ONE else has, look no further. This thing looks fucking EVIL! LOOK at those PICTURES. It looks like something a totally sweet viking would use to crush skulls in a bezerker rage! I don't know who made it, but it was probably forged by Sauron, deep within the mountain of doom, or something. This deadly weapon of METAL is one solid piece of wood. Very strong, very straight. This thing completely SHREDS! The action is perfect. The tuner machines are new, self trimming. very handy!

I am hoping to trade for a moped, or scooter, that works. I am sick and FUCKING TIRED of wasting 5 dollars a day on the stupid bus to get to work. I would also accept cash offers, or maybe a different trade. Like a bike. Or a small car.

Nick

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