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Movies that make your jaw drop because bad = good sometimes.

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 8:52 pm
by djanes1_Archive
i decided this was the case after seeing _starship troopers_, which is similar in that it is nominally 'bad' (wooden acting, lame dialogue, etc.) but, like _showgirls_, looks amazing, is well-edited, and is absolutely, completely entertaining.


There was an article in the Stooges issue of Arthur magazine that talked about the hidden genius in Starship Troopers, a movie that seems to have very little in common with the book it was adapted from.

Movies that make your jaw drop because bad = good sometimes.

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 6:24 pm
by Luke_Archive
everyone MUST go to ebay and get "drunken wu-tang" now. it's an kung fu movie but so much more. they fight the devil, a robot called "the watermelon monster", a guy in a penis costume, and a bong smoking grandmother. also at one point a corpse comes back to life to grab a girls ass. classic

Movies that make your jaw drop because bad = good sometimes.

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 6:35 pm
by danmaksym_Archive
Some fine examples:

"Red Dawn"

"Black Dog"

"Dawn of the Dead"

"Mallrats"

"The Re-Animator"

Movies that make your jaw drop because bad = good sometimes.

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 6:41 pm
by capnreverb_Archive
Breaker Breaker starring Chuck Norris.

How can you beat a premise combining truck driving ala "Convoy" and kung fu. You just can't.

As a bonus it has one of the coolest soundtracks ever, sort of a C.W. McCall/Red Sovine meets dueling banjos as interpreted by Ry Cooders brother.

Movies that make your jaw drop because bad = good sometimes.

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 11:30 pm
by larry bird_Archive
the last dragon. i mean for real...how can you shit fuck?

Movies that make your jaw drop because bad = good sometimes.

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 12:19 pm
by hogknob_Archive
One movie over all others....

THE FORBIDDEN ZONE!

Insanity.

Movies that make your jaw drop because bad = good sometimes.

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:39 pm
by jeangodard_Archive
Star Trek remade by the Turks. Skewer some lamb and fire this one up some night.

http://www.filmthreat.com/Reviews.asp?Id=3033

Some commentary:

"The female personnel are forced to wear miniskirts that end four inches above the bottom of their asses, and when they turn around to work on the spray-painted cardboard computers, they have no secrets. I’m sure this leads to situations where the navigator loses his concentration and says, 'Miss Uhura, we are crotching a course for the panties sector, coordinates your whole ass hanging out. Repeat: panties, panties, panties.'"

Movies that make your jaw drop because bad = good sometimes.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 10:14 am
by DJ_Statikfire_Archive
So bad it's good?

#1 is (any) of the ILSA movies
(she wolf of the ss, harem keeper of the oil sheiks, etc)

Final Destination 2 was pretty funny. If you don't like the movie, you should like the gore, it's pretty bloody.

and, of course,
ALL of the Planet of the Apes. I can watch those over and over.

THX,
Jason D

Movies that make your jaw drop because bad = good sometimes.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 11:33 am
by Moe Ron_Archive
I really really really don't like Jennifer Lopez.

oh, and Jennifer Love Hewitt also.

They both give me the mega douche chills.

Movies that make your jaw drop because bad = good sometimes.

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 7:52 pm
by Rubby Chuckers_Archive
Franz wrote:Meet the feebles


Yes, this a very good bad movie. I'd describe it as The Muppets with syphilis.