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Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:44 am
by placeholder_Archive
rachael wrote:I'd like to re-affirm for you that this was indeed funny!
Sweet action! I feel like less of a jerk for posting it now.
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:45 am
by cursedby11_Archive
At work today I over heard two women walking past my door talking with one another saying.........."Everytime I'm driving with him he drives with his pants down, like..................."
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:09 pm
by mrdfnle_Archive
Placeholder wrote:
rachael wrote:
I'd like to re-affirm for you that this was indeed funny!
Sweet action! I feel like less of a jerk for posting it now.
To quote Beter Puck: "This is indeed true." I'm glad some one had the metal ones to use Malmsteen's words
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:12 pm
by Andrew L_Archive
Cranius wrote:My sister introducing me to her new boyfriend: "Andrew, this is Mike."
(the guy in the middle)
I am so sorry.
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:15 pm
by mrdfnle_Archive
Also heard to day over organic Mexican coffee:
"Aw, for Christ's sake, enough with the fucking bagels ."--Employee to customers.
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:20 pm
by Braden_Archive
I'm sorry, I have to be honest here. I really haven't heard anything remotely amusing all day.
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:48 pm
by Brett Eugene Ralph_Archive
placeholder wrote:I submit that Townshend's "Rough Boys" is preferable to the collected output of both the Who and Bob Seger. I say this having only the vaguest familiarity with the Who, Seger, and Townshend solo.
Rough Boys.
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:32 pm
by scott_Archive
Just got this in an email:
"ARE YOU DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS OF THIS
(AMP)HEAD AND CAB."
The seller of this head and cab was not being ironic.
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:42 pm
by Bloodjet_Archive
Today, my boss had a meeting with some guy about voice-over IP. They were talking about how you can upload your own .wav's and .mp3's so that you can customize your hold music.
The guy revealed to my boss that he'd love to have Queensryche as the hold music at his office.
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:58 pm
by simmo_Archive
supported some dipshit fucking retard called Jont last night. During his soundcheck the little pissant moaned perpetually at the sound guy about his guitar sound being shitty, but the dickwad was running it straight in to the P.A.! what the fuck is all that about? Anyways, referring to the hypothetical reverb he felt lacking, he said to the sound guy:
"I'm feeling naked as fuck up here, let's get a little bit more moisture on this baby."
Soundguy puts some more reverb on the D-fucking-I-fuckinged guitar, but clearly not enough for our hero.
"Still needs more! You know, let's get some atmos to the sound..."
"Atmos".
So help me God.
