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Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:26 pm
by full point_Archive
6-4-3 wrote:"Smell this rag."
Is this too late for the band name competition?
Nice work, Numbers. Damn fine work.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:28 pm
by sunlore_Archive
greg wrote:sunlore wrote:"Come with me"
. . . it is the only way.
Then smack her in the side of the head with your lightsaber.
"You have the countenance of a warrior"
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:33 pm
by SixFourThree_Archive
Other band names from my previous post, if I may be so bold:
coy-like
jaded spoon
Until. Until
pain-per-pleasure
t and unkempt
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:29 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
I was sitting on the train the other day zoning out, across from me is a really attractive girl and a bunch of nerdy guys.
After a few seconds one of the nerdy guys turns to the hot girl and says 'Did you know Lorena Bobbit died today?'
The hot girl just looked down at the ground and ignored him. He said 'yeah, a car accident' She ignored him again. The guy just turned around really quick and that was the end of it.
That was the sorriest thing I've seen in years.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:17 pm
by mattw_Archive
-You look hurt. Are you OK?
-Yes. Why?
-Oh, just wondering. The fall from heaven must be rough.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:02 pm
by ECSean_Archive
I'm really surprised no one has posted the old classic:
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:05 pm
by scott_Archive
mattw wrote:-You look hurt. Are you OK?
-Yes. Why?
-Oh, just wondering. The fall from heaven must be rough.
If I was a chick and some guy used this sad old line on me (what is this from, the 30's?!) I would counter with something like, "So angels can't fly then?" or "I'm getting mixed signals from you... are you saying you think I'm an angel, or mortal?". Or maybe just stare at him and fart as loud as I could. That would be cool, too.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:25 pm
by itchy mcgoo_Archive
scott wrote:If I was a chick and some guy used this sad old line on me.... maybe just stare at him and fart as loud as I could.
I think most of these merit this most excellent proposed response.
I hope the stars align one day and provide me with the opportunity, courage and proper quantity of methane to enact this plan.
Cary Grant movies, fellas. All the tricks you'll ever need.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:58 pm
by Angus Jung
itchy mcgoo wrote:Cary Grant movies, fellas. All the tricks you'll ever need.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:00 pm
by richie tenenbaum_Archive
a drunken friend in a club had a great pickup line one night. he pulled his cock out through the zipper bit and then walked up to girls and asked if they liked his new shoes. fuck knows how he never got kicked out.
