As it happens, I remember the day Faiz was born very well. I accidentally stepped on my pet gerbil and cried buckets. I don't know what time of day you were born, but it is possible you are a reincarnated gerbil, cause as gerbils go he was a pretty great one.

I turn 40 on the 11th which means that I am legally less than 10 years older than you. I can still hang with the kids.

So, wait, the party might be Friday, April 13th? Faiz, bring the party to Minnesota. We've got two other pals turning 30 on that day and there's gonna be a HELLUVA party. Bring all your Chicago friends, too!

bumble wrote:Faiz Razi, whom the kids call "kerble", is turning 30. Thirty.

This is quite a moment, my friends. There will be no surprises this year. There will only be a monstrous spanking machine (schematics to follow).

The party is still coming together, but I do need help. I need people to bring:

- the rock
- the funk
- the pain
- the beat down to anyone who starts singing like Michael McDonald.

Party plans, EDIT: date to be determined, will be posted later. Lock up your moms.

Thank you,

bumble

You forgot the noise.

I'll bring that.

Fuzz/Gerble! - you should listen to Germ War and party in MN on the 13th, then back to Chicago partyin' on the 14th!

If, say hypothetically, one were to be in from out-of-town one day ahead of times for this Stooges/Shellac concert then one could offer to buy you a berrs (or at least a little exercise wheel).

(Or would you be attending the Stooges/Shellac show anyhow?)

Anyway, here's to the day you helped wreck my "beer funnel"! Your day of birth!

I will be there.

You mark my words.

Arson Smith wrote:Fuzz/Gerble! - you should listen to Germ War and party in MN on the 13th, then back to Chicago partyin' on the 14th!

Yes, you should listen to Arson Smith and listen to me!

I wanna rarty.

BadComrade wrote:

burun wrote:I will be there.

In your camo pants?

Just for you I will bring the whole rainbow of camos.

Pink, orange, blue...

BadComrade wrote:gerble

brilliant.

woo. i will buy you a 40 or some such.

hench wrote:woo. i will buy you a 40 or some such.

Dump 10 oz. out first.