Faiz Razi, whom the kids call "kerble", is turning 30. Thirty.

This is quite a moment, my friends. There will be no surprises this year. There will only be a monstrous spanking machine (schematics to follow).

The party is still coming together, but I do need help. I need people to bring:

- the rock
- the funk
- the pain
- the beat down to anyone who starts singing like Michael McDonald.

Party plans, EDIT: date to be determined, will be posted later. Lock up your moms.

Thank you,

bumble

Awesome.
I finally have a chance to wear my birthday suit in public.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!

I will bring spankings too!

Pshaw. Your spankings will be absorbed into the larger, machine-like system which I have developed specifically for this event.

happy birthday in advance!

the Classical wrote:happy birthday in advance!

I got a leaked birthday?

kerble wrote:

the Classical wrote:happy birthday in advance!

I got a leaked birthday?

Save your crying, nancy.

Yo, is dis partee gunna bee awn duh weakened?

yeah I downloaded it, it's pretty good, I don't know if I'll buy it when it comes out though

Sonofabitch. I thought I was younger than you.

Happy birthday Faiz!