Anyone remember when the biggest problem Tom Cruise had were those pesky "gay" rumors? I bet he misses those days. I know I do.

Jesus! That was fucking incoherent. *

Are the Scientologist scriptwriters on strike too?




*[Heavily edited though]

There's another version on YouTube, a longer version that doesn't cut off before the drums kick in. Check this out. Believe me, the payoff is incredible:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0omIL5bZyHg

It's "Mission Impossible"!

Is it any surprise he's so crazy when he refers to people who might question his beliefs as "Suppressive Persons," and mentions that he won't even let them into his "vicinity" lest they "challenge" him?

Can you imagine being in a horrible car accident and then having the first thing you encounter after coming back to consciousness be a Scientologist trying to help you? It would make you think you'd actually died and gone to hell.

Even regular religious people will at least hold conversations with atheists or people from other religions, however indoctrinated they may be. This is going beyond indoctrination. This is crossing the line into being quarantined in the psych ward inside your own skull.

He seems very happy, some people apparently go see his movies, he's rich and famous, chicks think he's hot.

And what are you?

zom-zom wrote:He seems very happy, some people apparently go see his movies, he's rich and famous, chicks think he's hot.

And what are you?

Well, at least I'm relatively sane. And I'd rather be sane than have all of those things if the price for them were such skull-fuckery.

NerblyBear wrote:
Well, at least I'm relatively sane.

Says you.

zom-zom wrote:He seems very happy, some people apparently go see his movies, he's rich and famous, chicks think he's hot.

And what are you?

Sniggering.

zom-zom wrote:He seems very happy...

No he doesn't. He's a ranting narcissist. He doesn't seem happy at all.

zom-zom wrote:He seems very happy, some people apparently go see his movies, he's rich and famous, chicks think he's hot.

And what are you?

We're not Scientologists. That's good enough for me.