i've done it.

not crap, wf=9 for the guilt/shame.

masturbating at work is great. unless you work in a peep show or a web cam. then masturbating at work is, well, work.

I've never done it, but power to anyone who has/will.

Congratulations.

Not crap, ever.

Who is so horny they can't wait til they get home?

I mean yeah, I remember being in school hoping my boner would go away before being called to the blackboard....in middle school.

lemur68 wrote:Who is so horny they can't wait til they get home?

I mean yeah, I remember being in school hoping my boner would go away before being called to the blackboard....in middle school.

Some of us still get boners

lemur68 wrote:Who is so horny they can't wait til they get home?

I mean yeah, I remember being in school hoping my boner would go away before being called to the blackboard....in middle school.

At the old banking job i once got so god damned bored (i mean, seriously, in the last year at least i had a total of about 1/2 hour of real work to do daily) that my mind wandered to a place where it just couldn't come back from until i snuck into the bathroom and dealt with the situation. It happens. Well, to me, at least.

Thank GOD my mind is actively engaged at the new job, because we only employ about 10 people and i think someone would notice if one of the 4 guys started "glazing" the toilet. (so good, that word!)

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:Well...I mean, sometimes you kinda have to, or at least you should, depending on the job's stress level and whether or not you have to work around hot girls who you don't want to put yourself in some form of awkward drama with.

Hmm...I dunn0. This kinda relates:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0ofkC6rmuo&feature=related

I was hoping "Stick Version" meant "Living In Stereo" performed on Chapman Stick.

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:I know a guy who claims to have done this at every job he has ever had.
At one point he worked at a Domino's Pizza.

i never worked at a domino's...

DrAwkward wrote:

lemur68 wrote:Who is so horny they can't wait til they get home?

I mean yeah, I remember being in school hoping my boner would go away before being called to the blackboard....in middle school.

At the old banking job i once got so god damned bored (i mean, seriously, in the last year at least i had a total of about 1/2 hour of real work to do daily) that my mind wandered to a place where it just couldn't come back from until i snuck into the bathroom and dealt with the situation.

You wanked in the bathroom at a bank? Did you smile for the camera?

Masturbating at work vs. Working at masturbating.