No Middle Name?

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n-mn: no middle name

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kerble wrote:
sparky wrote:I have no middle name as the red side of my family thought that it was a bourgeois affectation. True! My first name is also half of a tragic pun on a famous communist. Also true!

I have taken my father's name a couple of times before, ostensibly for online form filling security, but really because I like it. "Ian" is a solid name, not so common now, and it feels like an acknowledgment of someone who I love dearly, but whom I nevertheless act awkwardly before (and vice versa).


I've toyed with the idea of the -uddin suffix. I actually have two birth certificates. One that says "Faiz Razi" and the other that says: "Faizuddin Razi,". it's the only document that has Faizuddin on it like this and there's an accompanying document to refute it.

if you think that's funny, my father, Salahuddin, has three birth certificates. One each for the 14th 15th and 16th of october.


by those accounts, he's 180 years old, and I'm 62.



Too bad it's not 28th, 29th of February and 1st of March. That would make him 180 and 45 year old at the same time... 225, bitches!

Naaah.. that would make him 135 and 45, 180, not quite as cool.

Jesus Christ, I used to be good at math, I swear! He would be 120 and 15. Phfeeew.
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n-mn: no middle name

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emmanuelle cunt wrote:
kerble wrote:
sparky wrote:I have no middle name as the red side of my family thought that it was a bourgeois affectation. True! My first name is also half of a tragic pun on a famous communist. Also true!

I have taken my father's name a couple of times before, ostensibly for online form filling security, but really because I like it. "Ian" is a solid name, not so common now, and it feels like an acknowledgment of someone who I love dearly, but whom I nevertheless act awkwardly before (and vice versa).


I've toyed with the idea of the -uddin suffix. I actually have two birth certificates. One that says "Faiz Razi" and the other that says: "Faizuddin Razi,". it's the only document that has Faizuddin on it like this and there's an accompanying document to refute it.

if you think that's funny, my father, Salahuddin, has three birth certificates. One each for the 14th 15th and 16th of october.


by those accounts, he's 180 years old, and I'm 62.



Too bad it's not 28th, 29th of February and 1st of March. That would make him 180 and 45 year old at the same time... 225, bitches!

Naaah.. that would make him 135 and 45, 180, not quite as cool.


I'm glad my dad's birthday isn't tarnished by the obnoxious peculiarities of the white man's calendar.

And in a cruel twist of fate, I was re:born on Easter Sunday, just like Jesus H. Christ.


who needs a fucking middle name?!


Jesus, not me.
kerble is right.

n-mn: no middle name

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oh, and our last name was chosen by my father in the late 60's, I think. his brother has a different, but similar last name of Rumi (both Razi and Rumi were scientists and poets), and their sister has a different last name, to boot, too.



what the fuck. I've never thought about all of this at once!
kerble is right.

n-mn: no middle name

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Rimbaud III wrote:
kerble wrote:
Rimbaud III wrote:
kerble wrote:if you think that's funny, my father, Salahuddin, has three birth certificates. One each for the 14th 15th and 16th of october.


by those accounts, he's 180 years old, and I'm 62.


Ha! My dad has three 'official' birthdays too!


Jumping Jehozafar! we really are twiins.


Wow, twiins, and I'm both our fathers.


just like in my Arnold Schwarzennegger movie!
kerble is right.

n-mn: no middle name

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kerble wrote:Rumi


I like Rumi (the poet). Nice fella.



Thank you for linking this. Top banana, would see triplet thrice.

I quite like having just two syllables for my entire name, like Dick Flint. Life is simple.

That writ, I have just remembered another reason why I chose Ian as possible middle name: my initials would be "MIR", like the Soviet spaceships, which I thought was cool. Dick Flint, cosmonaut...
Gib Opi kein Opium, denn Opium bringt Opi um!

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