Marsupialized wrote:Puh-leeze. Look at this rolling death machine right here. It's got murder on it's mind.

Yeah...looks kind of like a tipped-over handbag. Right?

Oh, Corvettes too. For girls and old men.

looks like a rolling douchebag machine to me. Worked for Lane Meyer, though.

tmidgett wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:Puh-leeze. Look at this rolling death machine right here. It's got murder on it's mind.

Yeah...looks kind of like a tipped-over handbag. Right?

Oh, Corvettes too. For girls and old men.

Handbags. damn.

lemur68 wrote:Dmitri from Toronto tells you how it's gonna work

That is fantastic, that's a for real sociopath right there

lemur68 wrote:Dmitri from Toronto tells you how it's gonna work

un-fucking-believable. I was in total shock until I read this in the 'comments' section:

I’ve met this guy - he’s called “Dimitri the Lover” - he’s been doing this type of thing for at least 5 years now. He’s a kind of ‘reality performance artist’ - he’s made the conscious decision to be the biggest, absolute throbbing veined, over-the-top, larger than life, complete and utter misogynistic, creepy, asshole to women that he could possibly be. He goes out of his way to be everything that women purport to hate, and find unattractive in a potential mate; and consequently gets more pussy than anyone I ever met. All the smarter women that realize or are made aware of what he’s doing play along with him when around women they don’t like - playing him up as a ’sex god’, He goes out clubbing and never pays for anything, fucks women in bathrooms, gets blow jobs in cabs and so on - and does it all while being the biggest fucking prick to women too stupid to realize what he’s doing. He never lies about what he is, and gives them all sorts of opportunities to walk away, but for some strange reason loads of women are drawn to his particular brand of ‘bad boy’ image, and seem to get off on being treated like total shit. And he’s actually not very attractive, he’s just got the biggest set of cajoles on the planet.

That sort of makes me hate humanity right there.

Ace wrote:

lemur68 wrote:Dmitri from Toronto tells you how it's gonna work

un-fucking-believable. I was in total shock until I read this in the 'comments' section:

I’ve met this guy - he’s called “Dimitri the Lover” - he’s been doing this type of thing for at least 5 years now. He’s a kind of ‘reality performance artist’ - he’s made the conscious decision to be the biggest, absolute throbbing veined, over-the-top, larger than life, complete and utter misogynistic, creepy, asshole to women that he could possibly be. He goes out of his way to be everything that women purport to hate, and find unattractive in a potential mate; and consequently gets more pussy than anyone I ever met. All the smarter women that realize or are made aware of what he’s doing play along with him when around women they don’t like - playing him up as a ’sex god’, He goes out clubbing and never pays for anything, fucks women in bathrooms, gets blow jobs in cabs and so on - and does it all while being the biggest fucking prick to women too stupid to realize what he’s doing. He never lies about what he is, and gives them all sorts of opportunities to walk away, but for some strange reason loads of women are drawn to his particular brand of ‘bad boy’ image, and seem to get off on being treated like total shit. And he’s actually not very attractive, he’s just got the biggest set of cajoles on the planet.

That sort of makes me hate humanity right there.

You know what, it occurred to me that I remember a notorious LJ troll from several years back, named Dmitri, from Toronto, and wondered if this is the guy.

http://www.blogto.com/tno/2008/04/dimit ... _real_man/

It's amazing how people conflate "shy" and "just not that goddamn interesting."

Some people are shy. A much larger percentage of people are incredibly boring. This has been my (limited) experience. I am, I should note, terrified of women and rarely speak to them. So I'm working with a small sample here. Nonetheless.

ginandtacos.com wrote:It's amazing how people conflate "shy" and "just not that goddamn interesting."

Some people are shy. A much larger percentage of people are incredibly boring. This has been my (limited) experience. I am, I should note, terrified of women and rarely speak to them. So I'm working with a small sample here. Nonetheless.

'Shy' and boring go hand in hand.

What, you think it's exciting and interesting for some dude to stare at the floor in the corner and not talk to anyone? It's not, to anyone. They skip right over you and move on to someone who has a fucking personality.

Shy=Not interesting.
What's interesting about a shy person? The fact they are fucking shy? Like that's rare and cool and fun?

This is a fast paced world and we don't have long on it. Nothing matters. There's no god. We'll all be dead someday. It just goes black. This whole thing is just completly meaningless, it's just floating around doing sahit and talking to people. That's it. Then you die. What is there to be scared of when it comes to conversating with other humans? You are afraid some woman will stab you in the face if you attempt to strike up a conversation with her? I gotta tell ya, that happens very rarely.

Shy is the opposite of interesting and engaging. People just wanna hit you with chairs or hurl you out the window.

Who would be interested in finding out more about someone like that?

'Hey, I find that dude's lack of personality and ability to socialize just fascinating. He seems to be very uncomfortable and have absolutely nothing to say to anyone without someone dragging it out of him, I find these qualities just draw me in and make me wanna be around him'

Pffft.

Marsupialized wrote:Shy is the opposite of interesting and engaging. People just wanna hit you with chairs or hurl you out the window.

Who would be interested in finding out more about someone like that?

in my experience, half of womanity.


'cause they know we're not spending our attentions on the other assinine half of undeserving womanity.



but thanks for the pep talks!!!!!!!!!!!!!