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a coworker infomed me after smoking some weed that he was in fact "higher than giraffe balls at the Denver zoo" that's pretty high.

scott wrote:"ARE YOU DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS OF THIS
(AMP)HEAD AND CAB."

A friend of mine was down with that sickness, and it took him quite a while to recover.

"Japanese brokerage Mizuho Securities scrambled on Friday to clean up the mess left by a trader who mistakenly offered tens of thousands of shares for 1 yen apiece, costing the firm at least $224 million."

Link at CNN

Sometime in the last 2 weeks the missus (er indoors) were having a discussion about a work colleague of hers, this work colleague has a daughter at the same nursery as our little girl......
We didn't not know that our sweet little angel had overheard our conversation when the missus stated that her work colleague was 'a lazy bitch'........can you guess what happens next next?

We are now looking for a new daytime nursery......and bodyguards.

The lesson - Don't have kids....if you do, make them wear earplugs.

scott wrote:Just got this in an email:

"ARE YOU DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS OF THIS
(AMP)HEAD AND CAB."

The seller of this head and cab was not being ironic.

Whats funny about that? Thats a perfectly good question...(!)

My friend Elvis declared to me that he was "sicker than a small hospital" last week, though he did mean actually ill not "like, sick, duuude".

chrissummerlin wrote:

scott wrote:Just got this in an email:

"ARE YOU DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS OF THIS
(AMP)HEAD AND CAB."

The seller of this head and cab was not being ironic.

Whats funny about that? Thats a perfectly good question...(!)

My friend Elvis declared to me that he was "sicker than a small hospital" last week, though he did mean actually ill not "like, sick, duuude".

i once played a show with a band who had all fallen quite ill over the course of the tour they were on. at one point during this show, the singer proclaimed that "this has been the sickest tour ever. and not in that cool, ironic, skateboarder kind of way. i mean, like, bile and vomit and diarrhea."

I was at a bar and the tv was on with close captioning. It was the news channell and the story was about a politician who had prostate cancer but the captioning read "He was admitted to a hospital where doctors removed his enlarged prostitute"

I had been looking for an accurate desciption for my new boss. The old one left a few months ago. I had worked for him for 8 years. Needless to say he was cool as bosses go and anyone they brought in would generally piss me off anyway so....I've been trying to be nice until I can genuinely give the guy enough time to sink or swim. Anyway, I'm walking to work, listening to my ipod on shuffle and that Jesus Lizard song comes on and it totally hits me "Yeah yeah yeah he's a nice guy, I like him just fine...but he's a mouthbreather." And you have to say it as Yow does in the third verse...kinda angry, spitting I would imagine. Everytime I see my fat hairball boss I crack up. He probably thinks I'm stoned since I'm always laughing at him.

"Watch out for the Abdominal Snowman..."

"yeah, also avoid the Dipolar Bear."

got this in an email from fellow electrical audio comrade gjhardwick an hour ago - god knows why he hasn't posted it here so i'm going to do it for him. his manager at works says to him:

'Eskimos aren't homosapiens - they come from a different genre to the
rest of the us. Aborigines are the same.'