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Most embarassing sex songs-lyrics ever

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:10 pm
by 6079smith_Archive
Dang, I misinterpreted this thread as "most embarrassing songs while sexing".

Pink Floyd
Animals
"my first time"

Now you know that.





Bet you wanted to know that.

Most embarassing sex songs-lyrics ever

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:36 pm
by rocker654_Archive
Sebastian J. wrote:any Madonna song as well, but ....

LICK IT UP, LICK IT UP OHHHHHHH YEAH !


thats wins the prize.


Concurrence.

Most embarassing sex songs-lyrics ever

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:59 pm
by rzs_Archive
burndaddy wrote:MC Paul Barman offers:

I'm a braniac with a veiny sack
resting on the brow of Erika Eleniak


Winner

Most embarassing sex songs-lyrics ever

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:26 pm
by placeholder_Archive
Angus Jung wrote:[placeholder will be along any time now]


Angus Jung! You have done all the work for me!

Most embarassing sex songs-lyrics ever

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:50 pm
by Antero_Archive
Christopher_Dragon wrote:
Red Hot Chili Peppers wrote:"Sir Psycho Sexy"
Oh Jesus. I had blocked that one.

Most embarassing sex songs-lyrics ever

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:34 am
by Breadvan_Archive
Here's a sample of The RZA and ODB's Black Widow Pt 2:

AAAAAAHHHH!!

walking down the street dark, dark, not
saw a pretty bitch caught my sight
bitch so fine fine as can be
bitch you know you belong to me
drove over said how you be

bitch you know my names dirtdog dirtMC
dirt dog i kno what you about

bitch get the fuck in the car!!
drove her to my house
aaaaahhh to my house
open the door take off your clothes

throw'em on the floor took off my clothes
show'em my dick
bitch dis something that you'll never forget

on the 1st punch started to scream
on the 2nd punch started to have a bad dream
on the 3rd punch started to cry

dirt dog i dont wanna die
well shut the fuck up!!

Most embarassing sex songs-lyrics ever

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:20 am
by rzs_Archive
Basement Jaxx- Get Me Off


Give your body to me
Give your body to me
Let your body be free
Free your body, your body with me x2

I want to undress you
Wanna caress you (wanna caress you)
Don't wanna be coy
It's time to get me off x2

Come on baby, thrust me, trust me, get me off
You're my poison an i cannot get enough x2

Get me off
Get me off (get me off!)
Get me off (games, games)(get me off!)
Get me off (get me off!)
Get me off
Get me off (get me off!)
- You got to get me off


Give your body to me
Give your body to me
Let your body be free
Free your body, your body with me x2

I want to undress you
Wanna caress you (wanna caress you)
Don't wanna be coy
It's time to get me off x2

Come on baby, thrust me,trust me, get me off
You're my poison an i cannot get enough x2

Get me off
Get me off (get me off!)
Get me off (games, games)(get me off!)
Get me off (get me off!)
Get me off
Get me off (get me off!)
- You got to get me off

Give your body to me
Give your body to me
Let your body be free
Free your body, your body with me x2

(take-t-take it
so good, move it)


Give your body to me
Give your body to me
Let your body be free
Free your body, your body with me x2

Coz the music's pumpin and i wish you'd do the same to me
(you know you can do it,you know you wanna do it)
You're so freaky,treat me,make me come (oh baby baby please) (give your body to me)

You got to
Get me off
Get me off (get me off!)
Get me off (get me off!)
Get me off (get me off!)
Get me off
Get me off (get me off!

Give your body to me
Give your body to me
Let your body be free
Free your body, your body with me x2

- Its time to get me off

Most embarassing sex songs-lyrics ever

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:22 am
by daniel robert chapman_Archive
SecondEdition wrote:Rod Stewart - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy (sure, if I thought $2-a-blow blonde prostitutes wer...oh, wait a minute)


No, no, no, no, no! The chorus is only a small part of this song. The five-and-a-half minute whole is honestly one of my favourite pieces of music, more intricate and soulful than it ever gets credit for. The verses feature a beautiful and considered guitar, and some of the lyrics are funny. 'Sex in the Kitchen' is (quite rightly) quoted above; '...sexy' can happily be removed from this shameful list.

Big shout out to the Jermaine Stewart lyrics. 'Would you like to taste my wine?'

From memory, some of Ray Parker Jr's 'Sex and the Single Man' (from the album of the same name):

Ray Parker Jr wrote:Sex and the single man!
Situation outta hand!
It's tough being a single man
in a world with so many women (beautiful women)
Sex and the single man!

I live alone, Beverley Hills
trying to fight off temptation
I don't wanna do wrong
but I'm all alone

I try hard to listen to
the angel on my shoulder
but I hear on my left
the voice of death
saying: do it, do it, do it


Also, by the awesome Richard 'Dimples' Fields, is the full seven minutes of slow, slow late eighties soul that is 'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'.

'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'

'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'

'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'

Christ. Sorry, women.

Most embarassing sex songs-lyrics ever

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:12 am
by Mazec_Archive
I'm surprised the Zappa magnum opus "Dynah Moe Humm" hasn't been mentioned yet.

http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/frank_zappa/dinah-moe_humm.html

Most embarassing sex songs-lyrics ever

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:18 am
by burun_Archive
daniel robert chapman wrote:Also, by the awesome Richard 'Dimples' Fields, is the full seven minutes of slow, slow late eighties soul that is 'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'.

'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'

'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'

'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'

Christ. Sorry, women.

Ugh, it's like an Ed Gein lullaby.