I have a feeling the EA forum could go to town on this. Hope I don't get Kerbled, though. (Isn't it funny how kerble has turned into an adjective?)
I will put up for consideration:
Iron Maiden - Charlotte the Harlot (wouldn't you love to hear Napalm Death cover this?)
Elton John - Island Girl (technically about a prostitute, but too clueless not to be here)
Deep Purple - River Deep, Mountain High (simply indescribable - listen to the Tina Turner original and then listen to this...seriously, ten minutes?)
Kiss - Lick It Up (No, thank you)
Tom Jones - Sex Bomb (Sadly, not a Flipper cover...oh so sadly, not a Flipper cover)
Ricky Martin - She Bangs (it had to be here)
Rod Stewart - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy (sure, if I thought $2-a-blow blonde prostitutes wer...oh, wait a minute)
I know there are literally tons that I'm missing here...let's hear some from you guys.[/i]
Most embarassing sex songs-lyrics ever
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