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Tom Cruise is doing all he can

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:08 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
Do they let straight people into Scientology or is it exclusively for the gays?

Tom Cruise is doing all he can

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:24 pm
by ironyengine_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:Do they let straight people into Scientology or is it exclusively for the gays?


This dude is banging Jada Pinkett, you tell me.

Tom Cruise is doing all he can

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:42 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
ironyengine wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:Do they let straight people into Scientology or is it exclusively for the gays?


This dude is banging Jada Pinkett, you tell me.


Dude you know that they specialize is fake marriages between famous gays right?

Tom Cruise is doing all he can

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:44 pm
by tommydski_Archive
No way, man.

Next you'll be telling me John Travolta's marriage is a sham!

Tom Cruise is doing all he can

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:46 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
tommydski wrote:No way, man.

Next you'll be telling me John Travolta's marriage is a sham!


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Tom Cruise is doing all he can

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:52 pm
by NerblyBear_Archive
:shock:

Mind.

Blown.

I didn't know about Travolta.

Tom Cruise is doing all he can

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:54 pm
by tommydski_Archive
Article wrote:In 1998, Travolta was named in a lawsuit from a gay man who claimed the Church of Scientology promised to "cure" him of his homosexuality and cited Travolta as a success story.

Michael Pattinson alleged he "reasonably relied upon" Travolta's marriage to Preston as proof that "Scientology processing and courses would 'handle' my own homosexuality."

This reminds me of one of my favourite Mr. Show sketches.

Tom Cruise is doing all he can

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:01 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
I would give anything to be able to sit in on one of those gay curing sessions, I can only imagine what goes on in there.

Tom Cruise is doing all he can

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:03 pm
by Boombats_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:
ironyengine wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:Do they let straight people into Scientology or is it exclusively for the gays?


This dude is banging Jada Pinkett, you tell me.


Dude you know that they specialize is fake marriages between famous gays right?


Fresh Queen of Bel-Air?

Tom Cruise is doing all he can

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:24 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
zom-zom wrote:He seems very happy, some people apparently go see his movies, he's rich and famous, chicks think he's hot.

And what are you?

This is the yardstick by which you measure human life?

Damn. zom-zom. I'd expect that at your age, you'd be more mature than that.