alex maiolo wrote:
Better get to work on your legend.
-A
My leg end? I could totally use a motherfucking pedicure.
When Will You Die?
41My leg end? I could totally use a motherfucking pedicure.
My leg end? I could totally use a motherfucking pedicure.
When Will You Die?
42June 25th, 2060.
I would be 78, with a couple extra months.
I would be 78, with a couple extra months.
Pure L wrote:I get shocked whenever I use my table saw while barefooted.
I Made Out With You Before You Were Cool
Don't Sit On The Pickets
When Will You Die?
44Friday, November 6, 2054.
Those of you who make it past me can split up my shit. I won't say who get's what--I like the idea of an old man fight over young men toys.
If anyone else finds that they're sceheduled to go on the same day, maybe we could split a hospital room. If you're going month later, you can sublet my place.
Those of you who make it past me can split up my shit. I won't say who get's what--I like the idea of an old man fight over young men toys.
If anyone else finds that they're sceheduled to go on the same day, maybe we could split a hospital room. If you're going month later, you can sublet my place.
When Will You Die?
46Tuesday, September 15, 2065
Although to be honest, even though I haven't smoked for a month, I should put 'smoker' cos I've ravaged myself with it, so in that case:
Thursday, March 13, 2064
So the question is, is it worth being a non-smoker when smoking is only going to cut out a year and a half from the years when I won't know whether I'm weeing or pooing?
Although to be honest, even though I haven't smoked for a month, I should put 'smoker' cos I've ravaged myself with it, so in that case:
Thursday, March 13, 2064
So the question is, is it worth being a non-smoker when smoking is only going to cut out a year and a half from the years when I won't know whether I'm weeing or pooing?
When Will You Die?
47Chapter Two wrote:Tuesday, September 15, 2065
Although to be honest, even though I haven't smoked for a month, I should put 'smoker' cos I've ravaged myself with it, so in that case:
Thursday, March 13, 2064
So the question is, is it worth being a non-smoker when smoking is only going to cut out a year and a half from the years when I won't know whether I'm weeing or pooing?
your already older than me! How come you're going to live 20 years longer?
Bastard!
When Will You Die?
48Chris G wrote:Holy shit! Sunday, May 8, 2005.
WTF!! And they didn't even ask me about drugs!
still haven't heard from this cat yet..
maybe the site's right?
When Will You Die?
49It says if I lose 20 pounds I will only live an extra year. I'm not sure, is that worth the effort of losing all the weight? Especially since it says if I stay the same weight and be more optimistic about life I will live an extra 13 years.
Fuck yeah, beer and sunshine here I come!
Fuck yeah, beer and sunshine here I come!
Don't get chumpatized!
When Will You Die?
50This goddamn site is as old as the internet itself. Was one of the first sites I ever went to infact but was too chicken shit to enter my details. Problem is, we all know it's a load of random nonsense but I'd probably die from stress in the 5 years leading up to the end date thinking "oh god, I'm going to die in FIVE YEARS!!!"
Most of my grandparents are living/have lived into their 80/90's. One grandad ate too much, smoked, drank, raped, pillaged etc... He lived till 83. Not a bad age really, mind you he's probably roasting like rotiserie chicken in hell. My other grandad got to 90 and a few years before he went confided in me, "I've done everything I wanted to do, I wish I would die. I'm so fucking bored".
Most of my grandparents are living/have lived into their 80/90's. One grandad ate too much, smoked, drank, raped, pillaged etc... He lived till 83. Not a bad age really, mind you he's probably roasting like rotiserie chicken in hell. My other grandad got to 90 and a few years before he went confided in me, "I've done everything I wanted to do, I wish I would die. I'm so fucking bored".