Dave N. wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 9:47 am

PASTA wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 9:35 am Sadly, I've yet to find a proper cheese to pair with coffee.

I’m curious to see how that would work out in the toilet. I imagine it to be an intestinal speedball.

Good point, sans Cigarettes not quit the issue. However I may have seen Intestinal Speedball on a Saturday Matinee at Satyricon with Napalm Beech.

Dave N. wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 9:47 am

PASTA wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 9:35 am Sadly, I've yet to find a proper cheese to pair with coffee.

I’m curious to see how that would work out in the toilet. I imagine it to be an intestinal speedball.

"Running to the toilet only to be constipated" is a pretty good metaphor for attempting to troll Steve Albini on his message board for 10+ years.

Credit where due: Wack College Rock Board is a much better name than Premier Rock Forum.

PASTA wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 9:35 am Sadly, I've yet to find a proper cheese to pair with coffee.

some days for breakfast I will have toast with cream cheese or neufchatel with my coffee, and if I'm feeling fancy I will add some goat cheese to that mix. Not sure if that truly counts as pairing but it does not taste bad together.

In Sweden they have Kaffeost for pairing with coffee. Never had any, so I can't say if it's any good

Jimbo wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 12:00 pm

PASTA wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 9:35 am Sadly, I've yet to find a proper cheese to pair with coffee.

some days for breakfast I will have toast with cream cheese or neufchatel with my coffee, and if I'm feeling fancy I will add some goat cheese to that mix. Not sure if that truly counts as pairing but it does not taste bad together.

Yeah, I would think that you'd want something really creamy and bland - inoffensive, almost like adding a bit of cream to your coffee. Cream cheese would work, but goat cheese has that hint of grassy/gameyness to my palate that would interfere with the coffee. But that's me, and for daily morning coffee I drink it black, so.....there's that to consider.

Maybe a sweet / dessert style cheese? I'm out of my lane on this one.

PASTA wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 9:50 am

Dave N. wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 9:47 am

PASTA wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 9:35 am Sadly, I've yet to find a proper cheese to pair with coffee.

I’m curious to see how that would work out in the toilet. I imagine it to be an intestinal speedball.

Good point, sans Cigarettes not quit the issue. However I may have seen Intestinal Speedball on a Saturday Matinee at Satyricon with Napalm Beech.

There is a cheese that the people up north eat, known specifically as coffee cheese. You can put it right in the cup or have it on the side. It's made from reindeer milk and I think baked in an oven. Fresh, milky, a little grainy, a little sweet. Delicious.

Had a quick look around and this store appears to ship overseas if you're interested.

EDIT: Yeah, the same as in the picture above.

PASTA wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 9:35 am Sadly, I've yet to find a proper cheese to pair with coffee.

Maybe it's not pure, but I'd say cream cheese on a pumpernickel bagel goes pretty damn well with coffee.

did we learn that trolls feed on cheese, nine pages of it so far?

kokorodoko wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 12:15 pm
There is a cheese that the people up north eat, known specifically as coffee cheese. You can put it right in the cup or have it on the side. It's made from reindeer milk and I think baked in an oven. Fresh, milky, a little grainy, a little sweet. Delicious.

Had a quick look around and this store appears to ship overseas if you're interested.

EDIT: Yeah, the same as in the picture above.

Super intrigued.
I didn't convert currency correctly and almost bought $217 CAD worth of this cheese.