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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 6:59 pm
by Nina_Archive
Arson Smith wrote:
Pure L wrote:

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Wow. That's one sad pic.

OH FUCK NO, THAT NEEDS TO BE *SOMEBODY'S* GREATEST ALBUM COVER, EVER!!!


I think John Denver used it already.

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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:11 am
by benadrian_Archive
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/adg/651090208.html

artistic vagina study (haight ashbury)
Date: 2008-04-21, 4:25PM PDT


18-35 year old female model needed for artistic vagina study. This is a project where artistic closeups of your vagina will be taken. Paint will be applied, and the results will be high quality. Shoot will take place in San Francisco. I have done half a dozen of these shoots, with good results. Non creepy. Please be confident and sexy. No experience needed. Shaved preferred. Send photo and note to apply, need not be nude.

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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:46 am
by Mandroid20_Archive
benadrian wrote:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/adg/651090208.html

artistic vagina study (haight ashbury)
Date: 2008-04-21, 4:25PM PDT


18-35 year old female model needed for artistic vagina study. This is a project where artistic closeups of your vagina will be taken. Paint will be applied, and the results will be high quality. Shoot will take place in San Francisco. I have done half a dozen of these shoots, with good results. Non creepy. Please be confident and sexy. No experience needed. Shaved preferred. Send photo and note to apply, need not be nude.


$100! Wowwee!

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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:18 pm
by syntaxfree07_Archive
Want some amazing pleasure - m4w - 27 (Middlesboro, KY)
Reply to: pers-653830852@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-23, 7:27PM EDT


If you are wanting an amazing orgasm and want your pussy sucked on and clit pleasured then send me an email! I am all about pleasuring a woman. I will fulfill all your fantasies. You won't be disappointed.


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* Location: Middlesboro, KY
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:43 pm
by that damned fly_Archive
this thread should seriously be retitled, "the tragedy of craigslist."

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 9:58 am
by Get dog costumes_Archive
There are four pictures in this post, but I will leave you to visit the link to see them.

http://austin.craigslist.org/rid/654842422.html

Update Lake Travis GrandiOZe FloatZill@ Experience…

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Behold: 55 years young man "Seasoned Salt" (past-RockST@R Future-king 'OV PistiSophi@bE.T.h's Diamond'Z... self procKlaimed%$#/heir pre$umptive... looks like 10,055) & mans On1EDERfull Son 15 (future-RocK ST@R & king 'OV H@PPY'z KlUbZ). Lend me your earz?
That said, We(aeonz), the adorned%$#/embellished%$#/graced%$# with the use (usufruct) of "20" New or Verily, Verily, GoOd; Water Craft (Ski, Wake, Sail, Fishing & Tri-Toons & all the toys) & are willing/wanting to lease/sell his/her/our GlOrY... For a Little tidy Sum for4 a *SeaSon!
Just ThInK? GoOd, InSpirITed%$#/people… ExploRING, ExpERiENcing all PossibilITy's? wH@T Lake Travis may/could have t2o offER?
HyPOThE.T.icKally saying from 7 Am - 7:30 Pm Tuesday-Friday. AS.K. and ye may reciEVE fleXibleITy.
BYO DrINKs, Fo?oD & TowEL if you plan on gE.T.ting wE.T.
All you have to do is give me/us a jinGLE and I/we should be able to safely secure you & your loved%$# on1e'Z/friends from most any Marina on Lake Travis. But, we'll see you gE.T. some "Lucky St@rZ" for meE.T.ing @ the VIP Marina/Volente Water P'@rk, Volente).
Minimum PENiTENce/bail/doN@TION of 20 "In God We Tru$T'$" Per-Soul "or" You and Your friends (1-13 DEpenDING on the Cr@fT you/we choOZe). Inve$t in a Little $um for the requiRED fOZsil fuEL aKa ga$ till we sav'E allO.T. a@t thE/Z BitTER EnD.
Ki?nDom Ko?mE?
Steve Klein 512-924-6531 Higherlevelink@yahoo.com
Home Portal VIP Marina, Volente
but I hope shortly to see thee, and we shall speak face to face. Peace [be] unto thee. The FRIENDs salute thee. Salute the FRI'ENDz by name (Little/Klein)."


*millenarianism "

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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 6:45 pm
by trompuss_Archive

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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 6:47 pm
by The Code is Almighty_Archive
trompuss wrote:http://houston.craigslist.org/m4w/665789385.html


That can't be real.

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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 6:54 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
trompuss wrote:http://houston.craigslist.org/m4w/665789385.html


I wonder if Funclub needs a guitarist

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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:00 pm
by Dr Venkman_Archive
Low Quality Guitar-$15

I have a very low quality guitar for sale but I guess someone might want it. give me $15 for it and it's yours. nylon strings so if your a beginner and just want to play around it won't hurt your fingers as much.

I also can teach you basics that will allow you to play many many songs if you throw in another $5.


http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/msg/669862646.html