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Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:59 am
by gjhardwick_Archive
si-maro wrote:got this in an email from fellow electrical audio comrade gjhardwick an hour ago - god knows why he hasn't posted it here so i'm going to do it for him. his manager at works says to him:
'Eskimos aren't homosapiens - they come from a different genre to the
rest of the us. Aborigines are the same.'
i had just logged in to post that very quote right now but you beat me to it simmo!
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:36 pm
by instant_zen_Archive
this isn't bar bathroom graffiti, so i guess i'll post it here. i read this about an hour ago sitting in the UW foreign-language-building's bathroom.
"[some shitty, pseudo-intellectual quote about the 'value' of Adbusters and the 'value' of material possessions]"
"Since when did bathroom graffiti become a forum for intelligent commentary? Keep it stupid!"
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:41 pm
by rachael_Archive
The place where I work is a full service post-production house. We are currently working on some commercials and online tutorial for the brand "Margaritaville."
My boss just walked by my desk saying to himself:
".......and I'd know after being a parrot head for 25 fucking years..."
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:57 pm
by andyman_Archive
"it's consensual if it's in a field"
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:59 pm
by scott_Archive
Why are hipsters bad at karate?
Cause they can't get past the white belt.
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:22 pm
by Cranius_Archive
"I'm the oldest child, I'm the oldest child."
"What, in the world?"
"No?"
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:28 pm
by gio_Archive
a friend wrote:i'm shooting for the sickly anorexic coked out look. are you coming?
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:59 pm
by hiredgeek_Archive
written to me a moment ago:
**you fight like a girl because i said so.**
shit, i get my ass kicked emailing.
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:08 pm
by skatingbasser_Archive
same wrote:i was watching world cup speed skating and a female contender from china had the name 'manli wang'. juvenile, i know.
I laughed for way too long over this.
Funniest thing you heard today
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:43 pm
by H-GM_Archive
Re: Julia Roberts
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote: Although I do not find her attractive at all, I am somewhat fascinated by
her equine facial features.
I laughed for a good spell. It came out of nowhere. ahahaha. sorry.