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I just saw an ad for a documentary called '24 hours on craigslist' playing at gene siskel theatre here in the Windizzy Chizzy. Anyone have any clue what this might be all about?
I'm hoping they answer disgusting ads and bum rush the people, or secretly film them.
It'll probably be something stupid, though since everything is stupid usually.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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H-GM wrote:hot tub group release (berkeley)...Here's how it works:
Five people get into my 400 gallon redwood hot tub. The temperature is a challenging 125 degrees. After a few minutes, everybody "evacuates." (voids their bowels in the tub). We see what "floats to the surface." This "letting go" stage is followed by a "coming together" stage in which each person helps the person to their left reach satisfaction (handsex). Simple and wonderful.


Like Jodi said elsewhere, I also wish I had never read this.

However, a perfect euphemism for this activity struck me today while I was walking to work.

This activity is now known as:

Italian Wedding Soup

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Looking for hoes that smoke:

http://houston.craigslist.org/bar/129630826.html

SIX $1.75 off Camel Cigarettes coupons for WOMEN only

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Reply to: sale-129630826@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-29, 10:30PM CST


I have SIX coupons for $1.75 off Camel cigarettes. Total savings of $10.50. I dont smoke so just wanna see what I can get in return for these coupons. WOMEN only. Ladies, send me a real pic of yourself posing sexy and I will mail the coupons to you. And send me your mailing address also. Best hottest sexiest pics will get the coupons. I like women of all shapes and sizes so surprise me.


this is in or around SW Houston

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The Onion

Craigslist Apartment Listing Uses Record 354 Exclamation Points
January 25, 2006 | Issue 42•04

SAN FRANCISCO—A Craigslist advertisement for a two-bedroom apartment in San Francisco's Castro district has set an all-time Internet record for exclamation-point usage with 354, the Bureau Of Statistics reported Tuesday. "The 28 exclamation points following the lead phrase, 'MUST SEE,' were excessive, but not record-breaking," said BOS statistician Randall Carrey. "But within the ad itself, the word 'nice' is in all caps and followed by 354 marks. Quite extraordinary." The previous online record, 312, was set in a 2003 eBay listing for Camaro parts.
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http://boston.craigslist.org/tfr/129756480.html

Get PAID now!!!! Muscular guys a +++
Reply to: job-129756480@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-30, 5:17PM EST

Need several men as models for upcoming site, must be 18-40, average to attractive. No prior experience required. Will be filmed or photographed (your choice) in select settings (bathroom, locker room, etc..). Bonus may apply for "happy" shots, session takes 1 to 2 hours to film. Compensation varies with bonus where applicable. For consideration, please send two photos, contact information and prior experience (if any) for consideration. Again, bonus for j/o ending, military, latino, muscular and under 25. The more "creative" the more money to be gained! Anonymity guaranteed! Maximum Discretion used!

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Uh...I have no idea...


Re **You Moron** about RE:Rabit cage

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Reply to: see below
Date: 2006-02-02, 10:40AM CST


You are a MORON.
I am NOT the owner or seller of the cage NOR do I know who the owner or seller is. NOR am I a man. Last time I checked I was still 101% ALL woman. I have 4 beautiful daughters and I know what PMS is. Thank God I have spaded myself and nutered my husban.....LMAO I know how to take care of any animal that is not some rare bread. What my point was to you is to get the facts before you accuse someone of animal abuse because I myself have had rabbits and I have had them Place 2nd & 3rd in the Houston Livestock Show.. I Also have had a rabbit for a pet that was cared for well and was able to roam free in the house as well as outside in fenced back yard. I ALSO KNOW of others that have had rabbits that do the same. If I was to sell that cage for a Rabit I would ALSO show a picture with the rabit in the dam cage too...It shows the size of the cage with out taking measurments. It's clearly not a Mini Lop Rabit and MOST people that are looking for a cage will have a very clear immage on the size by looking at the picture of the rabit in the cage.

LIKE I SAID BEFORE....YOU MUST BE THE MORON THAT HAS BEEN GOING THREW EVERY POST OF ITEMS FORSALE LOOKING TO BITCH AND TRY TO CORRECT OTHERS. MAYBE THAT'S THE ROOT OF YOUR PROBLEM...YOU NEED A MAN. MAYBE I CAN DIRECT YOU TO THE CRAIGSLIST PERSONAL ADDS SEEKING SOMEONE TO LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES.

The reason why I made the reply to you in the first place is because you had no reason to try to put guilt on someone because there pet died. That was wrong of you when you knew NO facts. Just like you assume I was a man and the owner of the cage for sale.

Take some advice ....IF you think you were making that reply to help educate someone and others about the space a rabit would require for a healthy happy space to live in YOU went about it the wrong way. In the future if you want to help anyone listen & learn from you it might help ALOT if you learn how to exspress yourself with a better approach and learn a new technique to show your concerns. They do have self help books Available at any Libray and book stores. Maybe you should start reading books first before you go around putting down people that post for sale items on craigslist.


this is in or around Borders Books might help you..Self Help

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